What Random Beach Object Are You?

Discover Your Beach Alter Ego

Have you ever wondered what type of random beach object you are? Dive into this fun and quirky quiz to find out more about your beach personality!

What you can expect from the quiz:

7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by ChillinCrab42

You see a crab on the beach. What do you do?

Take a photo of it and share it with your loved ones

Try and get it to pinch you

Run away

Admire it from a sensible distance

Ask it for the recipe for Krabby Patties

Do you take a towel with you to the beach?

Yes, I like to be prepared

No, I prefer my ass crack full of sand

How much are you willing to pay the ice cream man for a soft serve cone?

99 pence. It's a 99, I'm not paying a penny more

£2. They've got to make a living

£5. I really really want this ice cream.

A small child asks to help you build your sandcastle, but you really don't want them involved. Do you...

Ignore them and hope they go away

Grudgingly allow them to join

Tell them it's already finished (even if it clearly isn't)

Push them into the sea

What undesirable time to go to the beach are you choosing?

A sunny Saturday in August when it's so crowded you can't see the sand

A brisk January day where the sand is frozen solid

A Tuesday at 3pm where it's just warm enough to make everything smell like old fish, but the sea is still cold