You're stealing an animal from the zoo, what's your plan?
Grabbing a random pigeon in the parking lot
What's wrong with you
Stuffing a venomous snake down my pants but mostly for the joke, it's worth it
A hyena I put a service dog vest on
Kidnapping the ticket taker
I'm breaking in
You've got parasites
Yeah
Oh no
Makes sense with my diet
They pay rent
I'm more afraid of doctors than tapeworms
No I don't
Who are you maining on Mario Kart
Bowser probably
Dry Bowswer he's cool
One of the Koopa kids NOT Morton
Toad
Rose gold mario or one of those shiny fellas
Link because he's an option
Dinosaurs
Birds
Flintstones
Not as cool as King Kong
Everything that existed before the ice age
A fascinating taxon many incorrectly lump other animals into
My favorite is a pterodactyl
Who are you marrying
Uh
The five rich girls who spoil and love me
Myself if I could
We'll see I have no standards
We'll see I have very high standards
The first himbo I can get my hands on
You've been mortally wounded
Show me the bitch responsible for this
It's fine uh
aw fuck
Unlikely
Not the first time
Yeah that sounds right
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