What am I listening to?

"I really really really wanna zig a zig aaaaaaah."

"New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick."

"Some day I’ll find a love like yours / She’ll think I’m Superman, not SuperMinivan / How could you leave on Yom Kippur?"

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday to Sunday."

"Email my heart and say our love will never die."

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that’s why they call it window pane."

“Me not working hard? / Yea, right! / Picture that with a Kodak / And, better yet, go to Times Square / Take a picture of me with a Kodak.”

“She had dumps like a truck truck truck/ Thighs like what what what/ Baby move your butt butt butt”

“And I know you love Shrek / Because we’ve watched it 12 times.”

“You a stupid hoe / You a / You a stupid hoe / (stupid, stupid).”

“The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? / Cause I’ve been tryna work it out.”

“If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”

“You say ‘black’ I say ‘white’. You say ‘bark’ I say ‘bite’. You say ‘shark’ I say ‘hey man ‘Jaws’ was never my scene!’”

“Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah/ Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah, yeah.”