Cringey dad jokes

Why do bananas need sunscreen?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Hat kind of fish is made of only 2 sodium atoms?

RIP boiled water.

I don't trust stairs.

If you want a job in the moisturiser industry,

I hate perforated lines

Son: Where are my sunglasses?

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A furniture store keeps calling me.

How do you drown a hipster?

I'm thinking about getting a new haircut...

I gave all my dead batteries away today...

Want to hear a word I just made up?

What's Forest Gump's Facebook password?

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