Answer questions that feel like they were written by what a Boomer thinks Millenials are and get a core four member

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Who Are You in the Core Four?

Ever wondered which character from the Core Four you resonate with the most? Dive into this quirky quiz that satirizes stereotypes and cultural references that Millennials face today. Join in on a wild ride through absurd scenarios, celebrity choices, and nostalgic music, all while finding out exactly where you fit in!

9 fun, thought-provoking questions
Explore your personality through outlandish scenarios
Discover your inner Core Four member

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Scenario: Your brother and dog get into a fight after your brother admits to cheating with your dog's girlfriend and getting pregnant. Although he wants to keep the baby, your dog wants him to excerise his right and get an abortion, or he'll move out of the house. While contemplating this, you also find out that the world is ending via scatterbombs strategically placed under every toilet seat and the puppy in your brother's stomach caused it. Your father, the misogynist, has decided to do one (1) good thing for society: either give you the time machine to kill your cousin's pup and potentionally save the world or get back together with your mom who is dummy thick like a real pixar mom (just a gianourmous dumptruck, swinging her wagon like she stole something, James? More like your mom and her giant peach). Who's side are you on?

My brother, he meant well and deserves to keep his baby!

My dog, as the first ever gay dog, he's the real victim in all of this.

My dad's choice to get back with my mom, rather than giving me the time machine. I think the scatterbombs aborting the Earth is perfectly ironic, considering abortion wasn't murder when my brother decided to abort his pups but now it is when it's fully grown adults who've made their decision?

The scatter bombs had the right idea.

I know you're sick of it, but pick an Ari quote because reasons

You been so understanding, you been so good / And I'm puttin' you through more than I ever should

I can be needy / So hard to please me / I know it feels so good to be needed

Wanted you to grow, but, boy, you wasn't budding / Everything you want made you everything you weren’t

Stop hiding / My love, my love, my love / I could change my mind but you will remain my only love

Which nicktoon do you consider 'woke'?

Nick has a 1:9 person of color to white writer ratio, has time and time again proven to not only encourage, but enforce a wage gap between female, colored and low income employees compared to white, male and upper class ones. Likewise, they have a known track record of protecting, hiring and empowering child predators, not because they bring in a substantial amount of money, but because they own the company. Furthermore, the working conditions that young actors / actresses admit to is not a healthy work enviroment, compared to suprisingly low wages when compared to a Disney channel, Discovery channel or Cartoon Network peer. It does not matter how progressive their shows are if they are a danger to actual children. But it's as Told By Ginger, of course.

Ren and Stimpy! It depicts a relationship between two marge-in-the-eyes men and also they have a baby together and are shown to have a very active sex life.

R*gr*ts! Although they're named after a slur for babies, I can reclaim it because I am one and it's so refreshing to see actual representation of my people on a mainstream channel. Not to mention the casual shut down of infantophobia by depicting their main aggressor Angelica (a Toddler) as perpetually in the wrong when she harrasses them because of her internalized infantophobia!

Avatar, just because.

Pick an AT lyrice I think we ALL can relate to:

Daddy / My cursed blood is your cursed blood !

I know you just wanna give your little girl the world / but daddy, I'm not just your little girl !

Time will unbind our memory glue / And I'll be as nobody-ish as all of you

Time is an illusion that helps things make sense / So we are always living in the present tense

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