How many authorized visits are you allowed per month to see your child?
The Quirky Life Choices Quiz
Welcome to the Quirky Life Choices Quiz! This entertaining quiz is designed to make you think about the strange and amusing decisions we face in everyday life. How would you navigate these unusual scenarios? Test your wit and humor as you explore unexpected situations.
Highlights of the quiz:
- Multiple choice questions for an engaging experience
- Scoring system that adds a comedic twist
- Perfect for casual fun or a lighthearted competition with friends
Your balls require a shave, but you are without a razor. What do you do?
Buy a razor
Whip out the scissors
Have hairy balls
Pluck each individual hair
It's Mother's Day, but you haven't gotten your mom a gift. What do you do?
Find a gift
Re-gift something
Get her nothing
Give her a crusty sock from your floor
You meet a dolphin named Hardy, he offers you a dirty Ziploc bag. It's moist and dusty at the same time, but he seems really glad to gift it to you.
Pinch the bag between your index and thumb, holding it as far away from you as possible an pretend you like it.
Say, "No thanks."
Say, "Ew, that's nasty, Hardy!"
Take the bag with your whole hand and enjoy it right in front of him with every morsel of your soul and your tongue.
Which is the superior experience?
Being called a 'good kid' by a mafia boss.
Being called 'honey' by an old southern white lady.
Being called 'sugar' by an old southern black lady.
Being called 'love' by an old British lady.
Build your breakfast.
Pancakes
Waffles
Eggs (Over easy)
Eggs (Scrambled)
Bacon
Sausage
Toast (Buttered)
Bagel (Cream Cheese)
Your teacher tells the whole class to silently read. Then, they leave the room. What do you do?
Silently read (Shushing people who aren't quiet)
Silently read (Keeping to yourself)
Indulge in an activity which is not silently reading, still without bothering other students
Be really obnoxious by talking loudly
Your friend drops a pencil in class. What do you do?
Ignore it
Take the pencil
Hand it to them
Tell them they dropped it without physically helping them
You are in the ball-pit and you feel like you will puke. What do you do?
Puke in the pit
Puke on a kid
Get out
Puke violently everywhere
You forgot what your dad's eye color was. What do you do?
Stare intensely into his eyes
Remove his eyes, giving him a new color which you will remember
Move states
Ask an acquaintance of his what his eye color is
Be honest and tell him
Make him believe his eye color is something else for the rest of his life
Fuck his wife
You require a gas refill to attend your mother's funeral, but you are without money. What do you do?
Rob someone
Walk
Don't go
Get a ride
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