Which roommate am i

You come home from work and turn on the tv. What do you put on there?

what is your favorite song

shopping by bare naked ladies

that song that goes oh no oh no oh no no no no no

something from a gay video game

a lil wayne song where he plays guitar and talks about how homework sucks

top 5 rappers who showed the libs whose boss

the fall was pretty nasty

what shirt would you buy

shirt with a pic of the oldest lady ever

shirt with the word knives spelled out with knives

shirt with a screen on the tummy like the teletubbies

shirt that smells like hotel breakfast

shirt that says don't mess with this badass virgo who loves coffee & gangsta rap

shirt that 15% of the proceeds go toward killing the animals

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

your dream car would be

if it turned out that all of your roommates were real except for one of them which was a dream you had, which one would be the dream one