Eelemental Wolg Quiz

What is your favorite color?

GrRRRR SNARLL SCORCHING COLORS GRRR BARK HISSS *KILLS NO MISS*

*eyes turn into water hoses* c-cwold... c-c-c... cowors... 😭

Earthy colors because I'm unhealthily obsessed with plants 😌 #peace #love

Inky, heartless black. Nothing matters in this cold world.

*Wallpaper by Kevin Macleod blasts and glitter flies everywhere* HI THERE, PASTEL PANDA ARMY!! IT'S YA GURL iiOMQ_SQUISHY!!

You're alone in a forest at the dead of night and a tall, black wolf approaches you with a deadly gaze. What do you do?

G-G-G-G-GULP *Unhinges jaw, creating a sound like a fork on a plate and then screeches* PWEEZY WEEZY, SWIR!! SPAWRE MEEE 😭

GET PWNED BY XXF0RTN1TE_G0DXX AND RATIO'D + CANCELED + REPLY + COPE HARDER + SKILL ISSUE + BLOCKED 😎

W-W-W-WHAT??/!??! 😱😱 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN NEED OF SOME SPARKLES, QWEENIE!! 😊 LOOK AT YOUR BARE, PATHETIC, LESSER, NON-MARY SUE PELT!111!!1 THIS IS AN INSULT TO ME 😰

*Cackles maniacally while fiddling with a puny mouse in paws* Greetings, my lord. What can I do to serve you?

*Flesh pulsates and writhes as you perform photosynthesis, calmly breathing in and out* ok cool *Giggles sweetly with an innocent grin*

A group of rogue wolves attack your pack 😱 What do you do?

Ah, I see... The prophecy is here at last. I have long foreseen this event before I was even born... Or even a thought.

Desperately convince them to stop having an anime battle and be your ✨ little kitten, ✨ but they don't stop fighting so you release your inner wild side 😱

Faded by Alan Walker plays as you run through a forest to escape your burning pack, tears streaming down your cheeks

Bravely fight them all off by yourself and let out your totally fierce war cry consisting of various threats involving their IP address

DRAMAAAA!!! 😝 *sets up camera and starts to record* THIS WILL GET ME SO MANY LIKES 💅

The alpha sent you and a few others to hunt for no reason other than a filler to wait for an event that will actually progress the plot and you happen to come across an elk. What do you do?

O. 👏 M. 👏 G. 👏 SISS?? 🤭 THOSE ANTLERS- LIKE 💀 WILL MAKE ME LOOK SO DRIPPY 👻 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR 🤔 THAT SWAGGY POGGERS 👟😎 FOR WEEKS NOW 😫 SO THAT JAKE WILL FINALLY LIKE ME!! I JUST LIKE- 😂 I JUST CAN'T. PERIODT.

*Froths from mouth and snarls, unsteadily breathing* y-you will learn the definition of pain under my claws *mutilates the elk beyond recognition*

*cutely twirls and blushes* h-hewwo..? Hwewwo elk swirw?? u-uhm... m-m.. mway I pweeze kill you? >w<

Just like this elk, we will all be forgotten eventually through the river of time. What is the point in contributing anything when existence itself is temporary?

*Anime hair flows in wind, taking a deep breath and letting a singular tear shed* G-Goodbye, innocent and pure life form... *the elk would would fade away and would fade away and would sob and would cry*

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