Which of my dumb exes are you?

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Which of My Dumb Exes Are You?

Take this fun quiz to find out which one of my past relationships you resemble the most! With hilarious questions and relatable options, you're sure to have a good time.

Discover your inner ex with these intriguing aspects:

  • Your personality traits
  • Your dream career
  • How you show affection
  • Your weekend plans
10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by BouncingBanana42
How would people best describe you?
Attractive Fuckboy
Sweet, caring, adorable
Needy, annoying
Sk8er Boi
Funny, Quirky
Weird
What is your dream career?
Bartending forever or being in a screamo band
Biochemistry Research
Working with dogs
Owning a skateboard shop
Playing video games for money
Playing weird demonic music in a band
Favorite type of music?
Remember those “Pop Goes Crunk” albums from myspace? That.
I don’t know but probably like Jack Johnson or something
Pop Punk
Rock
Obscure indie shit no one has ever heard of. Also the sound of your own voice.
Demonic/screamo/Andrew W.K.
What are you doing this weekend?
Bar tending a gay bar
Hanging with friends watch a Twilight Zone marathon
Stalking my ex trying to get back together even though I have a girlfriend
Skating up the skate park, never learning how to spell.
Playing video games all day and all night and eating fast food ONLY.
Playing guitar and listening to myself talk.
What is your WORST trait?
You are stuck in high school. Also you love Trump. Yike.
Super shy
Needy as hell, possessive.
You get super angry over nothing.
You literally can’t express your feelings, do you have them?
Weird and non-commital as FUCK.
How did we meet?
MySpace/“The Mall”
Through mutual friends
Tinder
Facebook
Tumblr (lmao)
Also through Tumblr (very on brand for me)
Favorite food?
Reese’s Puffs
Italian Food
Cookies
Chicken Nuggets
Crunchwrap Supreme, no tomatoes
Shrimp
How do you show affection?
Writing poetry and pet names
Showering with gifts and sweetness
Showing up randomly at your house unannounced
Writing a poorly spelled and grammatically incorrect card
Writing an entire album about me (but after we break up because u couldn’t show emotion when we were together)
Cracking jokes, making me laugh, and cooking
We at a party. What you doin?
Making drinks and shots for everyone
Having fun but staying safe
Getting fucked up
Having a few drinks; wondering when we can leave
Being the “funny guy”
Pretending I took a bunch of klonopin with alcohol to get you to take care of me all night instead of being with your friends.
Favorite TV show or video game?
Rick and Morty, prob.
Twilight Zone
Tony Hawk Pro Skater
League of Legends
The Office
Breaking Bad
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