ONLY 2 ANSWERS..... HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

Hey bro uhhh lets start with a easy question about the biological land dwelling creatures of earth, if these 2 animals were hypothetically head to head in a marathon who would win first?

Ok uhhh heres A SOOPER EZ ONE DEF NOT SOME TRICK QUESTION ur second one spanx which animal can go the longest without water

Up for a game of chess bro? Uhhhhh oOK UHH I MOVE THE UHH HORSE TO E4 OR SUMTHING ANYWAY click the number thats the highest

Hey bro y'know nasa sent a sussy disc thing that'll aaa show aliens things from our planet earth to explain what it is like uhhhhhh the Great Wall of china , the Toronto airport, a sunset, anatomy. NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT THE ALIENS WILL DO WITH THAT INFORMATION WHEN THEY REACH IT.... IF THEY REACH IT I MEAN UHH LETS HOPE THE ALIENS DONT TRY TO GO AFTER OUR PLANET AAAAAAAAAAAA I MEAN WHEN THEY FIND IT THE SUN WILL UH PROBLY HAVE UHHH....... Anyways bro what else does nasa want the aliens to know about our earthy planet in its 116 page photobook disc

Which sussy food has more cholesterol

Hey bro in Pokemon go, you can uhh name ur pokemon BUT SOME UHHH SUS NAMES ARE BANNED CUZ UHH PG OR SUMTHING, but which one of these nicknames is banned in pokemon go when it was released, aka WHAT CANT U NAME UR POKEMON?

Hey bro whats the opposite of inflammable

Hey bro uhh which one is more expensive?

G'day mate or g'night I guess, anyways since this is the last question ima make it easy bruv JUST DONT OVERTHINK IT.... capeesh? Well pip pip, cheerio, aloha, sayonara, goodbye, uhhh adios, shutting down..... REBOOTING blimey, crikey I almost forgot to ask the question, well where's GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE FROm, pretty easy, eh?