What objects I see Lily as (cute objectification)

WOOOOO welcome to the 22 question quiz, "how well do I know my boyfriend?"!!!! In this quiz I will ask various questions that all have a completely reasonable and deductible answer. Your goal is to get the highest score you can, in as few tries as possible. There's no penalty for getting a question wrong, it'll just be embarrassing and show you don't know me very well so you better get them all right or I'll tease you. You'll need a score of 22 to win. Click true if you understand and you're cool with that. If you can get all 22 right while following the one or two rules in the quiz, I'll give you a super secret special reward (it'll take a while to arrive though). Good so far?

Yeah

Nah (don't pick this)

If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be and why?

A strawberry - sweet but kinda seedy at times

A pineapple - spiky and sharp on the outside but tasty on the inside

A watermelon - big and chunky, with a racially tense background

A mango - SO SO YUMMY AND TASTY AND I JUST WANNA EAT YOU UP RAHHHH SO SWEET AND PERFECT

What vegetable would you be?

A carrot - long and slender, kinda skinny (white girl energy vegetable ew)

A beet - my stubby short little root

A potato - a goofy lil round veggie

A broccoli - silly messy hair veggie

Now, what animal would you be?

A panda - lazy lil couch potato that likes to roll around on the bed and sleep

A baby duckling - shy lil introverted baby that's tiny and cute and follows me around everywhere

A crusty little rat

A peacock - beautiful and stunning, a picture perfect model in every way, sent down from the heavens to shower us in your beauty. Beauty that transcends mere mortal standards, as if the gods themselves gathered all their artistic prowess to create a masterpiece in the smallest form, with a complexion that glows so brightly it could rival the moon's luminescence on a clear night, the sun during summer's peak, or a 300 million volts of electricity coursing through a lightning bolt. A prettiest ass mfer

If you were a dessert what dessert would you be?

Cake - 500 grams of sugar, the sweetest thing known to mankind and oooo you got that frosty mmm mm mm imma eat you up omnomnom

Ice cream - sweet but COLD AND MANIPULATIVE, COLD SHOULDER, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, i'll still lick you out tho

Donut - plump and yummy with a hole in the middle

A banana split - cause I'm gonna split your legs and pop your cherry

PB&J - cause your legs gonna be turned to jelly after I'm done with you and imma nut inside (okay this isn't really a dessert but like I had to)

Cinnamon buns - cause you got buns hun

If you were a soup, what soup would you be?

Wonton soup

What if you were a time of day?

Morning

Evening

Afternoon

Night

Name a part of your body I wanna squeeze/squish aside from your cheeks (both pairs)

Do I love you more than you love me?

True

False (you will lose points if you choose this answer)

Enter the name of the hottest girl on the planet

Enter the name of the hottest girl in the universe

Enter the name of the hottest girl on the planet in the year 2030 and all the way up to the end of time itself

Who's my favorite female celebrity?

What's my favorite holiday? (i.e. 12/25 for Christmas, 10/31 for Halloween)

Rank your most attractive features as if you were me, make sure to get the ordering correct for maximum points!

Your pretty eyes

Your fuzzy lil eyebrows (very nice)

Your perfect hair that I wanna play with

Your picture perfect nose (da sniffer)

Your cute itsy bitsy chin

Your forehead (also very kissable)

Your cheekbones (my gf is a whole model omg)

Your perfectly clear skin (girlie has blessed genetics)

Your adorable lil moles (imma kiss all of those beauty marks)

Your cute precious lovely lil cheeks (so adorable I wanna kiss)

The kinda cake that would make the baker pass out with tears in his eyes, god's gift to mankind, with thunderous clapping capabilities

YOUR KISSABLE LIPS OMG

YOUR KISSABLE LIPS OMG 🤭

Your hourglass slim thick figure (all of your seggsy curves)

THE CUTE LIL PUDGE YOU HAVE RAHHHH SO PERFECT AND ADORABLE LEMME POKE IT AND PLAY WITH IT AND HOLD ONTO IT FOR COMFORT IN THE COLD DARK OF THE NIGHT

Your titties, which might I add are objectively better than any other woman's

Your cute cali/tiktok girl accent

Your hips (have my babies)

Your cute lil teethies

Your eyelashes (fluttering in the wind, like my heart)

Your cute tiny 'stature'

YOUR DIMPLES RAHHH SO ADORABLE, SO PICTURE PERFECT

Now that we've seen that picture, pick the girl that has the fattest ass on the planet?

Congratulations! You made it to the last question. Make sure to answer carefully to win the quiz, here it is! How long will we be together?

What objects I see Lily as (cute objectification)

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