LIVE SPACEPOD News Quiz: 4/20/18

1) The first sex doll brothel in Paris, which charges customers $126 an hour some private time with one of it’s $2,000+ sex dolls is facing critiques and calls for it to close because of this:

A) The dolls are being used so frequently and aren't holding up so well that some people are comparing them to corpses

B) Improper cleaning techniques are leading to STD outbreaks among it’s patrons

C) Because people believe the doll brothel is doing nothing more than fueling rape fantasies

D) Because the brothel is so popular it’s actually hurting the legalized real brothels (and subsequently their tax dollars)

2) Thanks to some newly released Nintendo games, we’ve learned a bit more about their characters than maybe we ever wanted to know. For instance, Mario has nipples. Toadstool is actually wearing a mushroom hat and isn’t a character with a mushroom for a head (wtf) ... and Luigi definitely has a dick. One sharp eyed viewer was even able to calculate exactly how big Luigi’s flaccid penis is based on some simple math. What’s Mario’s taller lengthier brother packin’ downstairs in inches?

A) 2.9"

B) 3.7”

C) 4.5"

D) 5.6”

3) Scientists have recently warned that the Mary River Turtle, which sports a green haired mohawk and was once a highly demanded pet, is now on the endangered list. One of the most interesting things about this turtle is:

A) It has the ability to breathe through it’s genitals

B) If near music that exceeds approximately 90 bpm or more, it will almost always bob it’s head to the beat

C) It has a lifespan of over 200 years

D) It is almost 100% flame retardant

4) Eight police officers in Argentina were recently fired after a half ton of marijuana magically disappeared from an evidence locker they were in charge of. THIS was the excuse the officers gave for the missing weed:

A) That they all had fell asleep and it just disappeared

B) That the high levels of heat and humidity must have caused the weed to “evaporate"

C) It must have been eaten by the rodent infestation the station was dealing with

D) That the cartel they had seized it from had laced it with something that caused it to self destruct

5) A story emerged online that I caught about a guy named Jonathan Brown, who is a 28 year old man that has 23 children. The reason Jonathan has so many kids is because he thought he had a fool-proof method of birth control, which turned out to be anything other than. What was his birth control method?

A) As long as he wore a condom during the beginning of intercourse, he could take it off for the latter

B) That if he held his breath while he climaxed, his sperm would be dazed and ineffective

C) That if the woman wasn’t directly on her period, it was impossible for them to get pregnant

D) That if he only had sex at night, his sperm would be sleeping

6) Florida Daily Dubbs: Recently a drug deal gone south caused a shootout between two gang members over a large bag of pot they were trying to sell. Turns out, the bag of contraband didn’t even have any weed inside of it… Instead, it was full of this:

A) Broccoli

B) A bunch of crumpled up phonebooks

C) Lawn trimmings

D) A collection of recorded VHS tapes of the show Matlock

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