The Story Must Be Told Jung-Briggs Tarot Crystal Sorting Hat
The Story Must Be Told Quiz
Are you ready to dive into the whimsical world of The Story Must Be Told? This zany quiz will take you on a humorous journey through bizarre choices and outrageous scenarios that will challenge your imagination and storytelling skills.
Explore the depths of character and creativity as you answer questions about toppings, teammates, transformations, and more!
- 11 engaging multiple-choice questions
- Discover your unique story element
- Unleash your inner creativity
Shit! The grease wars have caused a supply shortage! You've lived so long making pippin hot plates with allllll the fixings, but to have fallen this far... It's true only those who have not seen war would dare call for it. Anyways what topping are you choosing?
PARM-A-JOHNA!
A sp-sp-sp-spicee GABAGOOL
Soma nicea leafas da basil!
A G-I-R-T-H-Y italian sausage
We need to do one final score. You know I wouldn't ask if I didn't need the help. Just one more and we are done. You never need to hear from me again. Who else do you want on your team?
Vint Dieselt
Dax Shepard
Mike Meyers
Meryl Streep
Uncle Story left you a fat wad of sticky cheddar, and you've decided to swing by the boy stables in hopes of picking a boy true to compete in The Boys Open. Which do you pick? Ah ah ahhh! You only have enough for one ya goob!
A stout, beefy, cornfed boy. Mmmm mama!
A lithe, lean, and hairless boy. Oh so smooth!
A tiny, agile, hoppy boy. Hold on to your purse!
A real stinky greaser. Yes this one secretes nicely.
The Church of the Story is holding a definitely democratic, yup that's right buddy, election for church treasurer. Who's getting your vote?
The articulate raconteur Cardinal Larson
The greasy gesticulator Jackie Zebrowski
Trusting Cory Trusting
The righteous preacher Marcus Parks
It's the first night of Camp Story and you got spa-spa-spa-spooked listening to stories about Brendan Fraser. Who do you want to tuck you in?
Pastor Andrew
Brother Reid
Sister Callista
Grounds Keeper Devon
What story element are you? Oh what's that? You haven't been paying attention to yeah's clear, concise, and easy to follow Storoscopes? Well you're a mid friend, and a piss-poor lover, guess you'll just have to guess!
Grease
Chunks
Fennel
Goop
Favorite Flav of Cro-Croa
FUDGE
Menthol
Cherry Bratwurst
Curry
The A-List Celebrity Congregant Exchange program offers the housing of congregants to Celebrities in need of a 2nd or 3rd house. The choice is a mere formality, but you are being given the illusion of choice nevertheless, so who do you want fucking in your bed and shitting in your toilet for the indefinite future?
Luis Guzman
John Legend
Breckin Meyer
Emeril Lagasse
Uh-oh! You've begun to transform. The only question is into what?
A worm
An Alligator
Hazy Life
Piece by piece your body is replaced with metal
Mental health is a serious issue! What kind do you relate to so that we capitalize on it for this zany quiz?!
ADHD- You seem to wander all over, losing the plot entirely from one moment to the next
Voyeurism- You really need to watch. In fact you are watching me right now. I know how good it makes you feel.
Alzheimer's- Things fade from you, as our minds bubble bubble toil and trouble. Memories like sand in your fingertips.
Depression- What's the point. The hair in your throat doesn't even bother you like it once did.
Who's your Milky Boy?
Milky Crispo
Milky Fritzy
Milky Brandon
Griby Bibby
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