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A whimsical and colorful illustration of a fantasy world filled with quirky characters and odd scenarios, representing a humorous and zany storytelling theme.

The Story Must Be Told Quiz

Are you ready to dive into the whimsical world of The Story Must Be Told? This zany quiz will take you on a humorous journey through bizarre choices and outrageous scenarios that will challenge your imagination and storytelling skills.

Explore the depths of character and creativity as you answer questions about toppings, teammates, transformations, and more!

11 engaging multiple-choice questions
Discover your unique story element
Unleash your inner creativity

11 Questions3 MinutesCreated by BakingBear202

Shit! The grease wars have caused a supply shortage! You've lived so long making pippin hot plates with allllll the fixings, but to have fallen this far... It's true only those who have not seen war would dare call for it. Anyways what topping are you choosing?

PARM-A-JOHNA!

A sp-sp-sp-spicee GABAGOOL

Soma nicea leafas da basil!

A G-I-R-T-H-Y italian sausage

We need to do one final score. You know I wouldn't ask if I didn't need the help. Just one more and we are done. You never need to hear from me again. Who else do you want on your team?

Vint Dieselt

Dax Shepard

Mike Meyers

Meryl Streep

Uncle Story left you a fat wad of sticky cheddar, and you've decided to swing by the boy stables in hopes of picking a boy true to compete in The Boys Open. Which do you pick? Ah ah ahhh! You only have enough for one ya goob!

A stout, beefy, cornfed boy. Mmmm mama!

A lithe, lean, and hairless boy. Oh so smooth!

A tiny, agile, hoppy boy. Hold on to your purse!

A real stinky greaser. Yes this one secretes nicely.

The Church of the Story is holding a definitely democratic, yup that's right buddy, election for church treasurer. Who's getting your vote?

The articulate raconteur Cardinal Larson

The greasy gesticulator Jackie Zebrowski

Trusting Cory Trusting

The righteous preacher Marcus Parks

It's the first night of Camp Story and you got spa-spa-spa-spooked listening to stories about Brendan Fraser. Who do you want to tuck you in?

Pastor Andrew

Brother Reid

Sister Callista

Grounds Keeper Devon

What story element are you? Oh what's that? You haven't been paying attention to yeah's clear, concise, and easy to follow Storoscopes? Well you're a mid friend, and a piss-poor lover, guess you'll just have to guess!

Grease

Chunks

Fennel

Goop

The A-List Celebrity Congregant Exchange program offers the housing of congregants to Celebrities in need of a 2nd or 3rd house. The choice is a mere formality, but you are being given the illusion of choice nevertheless, so who do you want fucking in your bed and shitting in your toilet for the indefinite future?

Luis Guzman

John Legend

Breckin Meyer

Emeril Lagasse

Uh-oh! You've begun to transform. The only question is into what?

A worm

An Alligator

Hazy Life

Piece by piece your body is replaced with metal

Mental health is a serious issue! What kind do you relate to so that we capitalize on it for this zany quiz?!

ADHD- You seem to wander all over, losing the plot entirely from one moment to the next

Voyeurism- You really need to watch. In fact you are watching me right now. I know how good it makes you feel.

Alzheimer's- Things fade from you, as our minds bubble bubble toil and trouble. Memories like sand in your fingertips.

Depression- What's the point. The hair in your throat doesn't even bother you like it once did.

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