A questionnaire to see if you are suitable for any alpha or beta

I like to test early stage software

I have reported several bugs in the past via spamming the Community aggressively

I have reported several bugs in the past via the recommended methods

All apps are guaranteed to work

The phone wakes you up every morning at a 100% success ratio

OnePlus is totally responsible if you lose your job when using the alpha/beta

It's dsmonteiro's fault if some very personal images are sent to all family members or coworkers

I want the "update" because of higher number

If I get any alpha/beta build I will most likely rollback the very same day or tomorrow, without reporting any bugs.

The only reason I install alpha/beta is because I want a bug fixed

Any NDA or secrecy levels are only recommendations