TFSP News Quiz: 042417

1) A house fire displaced a family in Sioux Falls recently... 3 people were taken to a hospital for smoke inhalation, while one man was arrested for trying to run back into the house to rescue this:

A) His pet beta fish

B) His beer

C) His budding marijuana plant

2) A man in Shanghai was recently arrested for drunk driving. When the police pulled him over, in what we can only assume was an attempt to sober up, the man jumped out of the car and began doing this:

A) Doing jumping jacks and pushups

B) Eating clumps of highway grass by the handful

C) Forcing himself to vomit

3) A sophomore in Texas got himself into some hot water when it was realized he had hacked into the school's computer system and was doing this for his classmates, for a small fee.

A) Providing tardy and excused absence passes

B) Putting secret messages on the school's giant digital billboard

C) Changing student's grades

4) A girl that put up a video on instagram of her using THIS as a makeup blending brush may have just started an odd new makeup trend:

A) Her cat's fluffy tail

B) Her boyfriend's exposed testicles

C) A dead stuffed rodent

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