Democrat Jokes

What's the difference between Hunter Biden and a dead Russian hooker?
Hunter can still smoke crack
The Russian hooker never made a dime from China
Hunter still sucks
The Russian hooker didn't bang an underage niece
What is the difference between Maxine Waters' vagina and a bowling ball?
The bowling ball has more holes
You could eat a bowling ball if someone had a gun to your head
More than 3 digits fit into Maxine
Bowling balls are smooth
What is it called when an undocumented immigrant girl is raped by Bill Clinton?
Tuesday at Epstein's
Cinco de Mayo
Alien vs. Predator
Hillary's birthday party
How do you castrate Ilhan Omar's brother?
Kick her in the chin
Turn him over to Somali rebels
With pinking shears
Very carefully
What did Fang Fang say to Eric Swalwell when they were having sex?
"Do you have the nuclear codes?"
"Who farted?"
“I’m Wei Tu Yung”
"Is that it?"
How are Nancy Pelosi and the Sun similar?
Both are painful to look at
Both have a closeted husband
Both are flaming balls of gas
Both set in the West
Why didn't AOC call 911 during the January 6 insurrection, when she was almost raped and killed?
Because she's full of shit
She couldn't find the "11" button on her phone
She was too busy making a TikTok dance video
Because cops are racist
Why didn't Elizabeth Warren stay at Donald Trump's Washington D.C. hotel?
It's owned by a greedy billionaire
They don't allow dogs
Socialists stay at communes
She didn't have a reservation
Why would Pete Buttigieg make a great police detective?
He wouldn't
He always gets his man in the end
He couldn't be any worse than Transportation secretary
He likes performing strip searches
How is Joe Biden like a diaper?
They're both white
They both like being wrapped around a baby's butt and genitals
They're both disposable
They're both full of shit and saggy
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