Gartalia Character Quiz (not really)

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Discover Your Gartalia Character!

Welcome to the Gartalia Character Quiz, a fun and whimsical way to find out which character from the enchanting world of Murmurs in Gartalia you resemble the most! Answer a series of engaging questions designed by your loyal servant, Grundor, and learn more about yourself in the process.

Join the adventure and uncover your true persona:

Answer quirky questions
Explore character traits
Share with friends and see who they are!

13 Questions3 MinutesCreated by CuriousBard42

Oh, Master! You’re here! How wonderful! It is I, your humble servant Grundor! Thank you so much for clicking on my link, Master. Grundor has prepared a lovely quiz for you. A lovely quiz to determine which character in Murmurs in Gartalia you are, Master. Grundor hopes this quiz is pleasing to Master. If it is unsatisfactory, Master must PUNISH Grundor. Now Master will take Grundor’s quiz to find out which Gartalia character Master is.

Yes, let us proceed.

Ugh.

If it is okay with Master, first Grundor will ask Master about their favorite cocktail. This will help Grundor determine if Master is more like Nabi, or Dennis, or Thorin, or even a different Gartalia character. What is Master’s favorite cocktail?

Okay, next question for Master. If Master could have any superpower, what would it be?

Super strength

Flight

Invisibility

Who needs superpowers when I have incredible friends?

I hate this question, Grundor, You have failed me yet again.

You’re doing such a good job, Grundor! I’m going to dump some almonds onto the floor for you to eat later. I know how much you love floor almonds.

Thank you for your answers so far, Master! Grundor is getting a very good idea of which Gartalia character Master is. Now Grundor has a new quiz question that he made just for Master. What is Master’s favorite way to spend a Saturday night?

Hanging at a bar with friends

Singing and performing

Punishing Grundor

Meeting a few close friends at a restaurant for dinner and deep conversation

Throwing things at Grundor for no reason

Cozying up in bed with a good book

Letting Grundor crouch under the table while Master eats his dinner so that Grundor can be close to Master

Stealing rocks

Grundor must say, Master’s eyes are looking so TINY today. Such beautiful small eyes for Master. Grundor admires Master’s small eyes so much!

Thank you, Grundor.

How dare you look directly at me, Grundor?

Grundor is getting a clearer idea of which Gartalia character Master is! Time for the next question in Grundor's quiz: what is Master's favorite movie genre?

Horror

Sci-fi

Romantic comedy

Movies where Grundor gets to eat almonds off the floor as a treat

Thriller

Movies where Grundor gets boxed on his wretched ears for displeasing Master

Two hour footage of Kobold interpretive dancing

What is Master's favorite way to punish Grundor?

Siccing my robotic companion to hunt Grundor and run him over while he is being held down

Using my archery skills to shoot Grundor in his disgusting feet

Using the power of the light of Alar grants me to pick Grundor up by his long ears and swing him around like a lasso

Using my flurry of blows to box Grundor's wretched ears

Casting Sacred Flame to burn away all of Grundor's impurities

Frame Grundor for tax evasion while listening to The Chain by Fleetwood Mac

Use the power of my ancestors to lift Grundor up by his wretched ears and threaten to eat him (and tell him that nobody will remember him)

Shooting Eldritch Blasts at Grundor's feet to make him dance (which Grundor is good at!)

I could never hurt you, Grundor! You're my pal!

Look, Master! Grundor has found some string. String for Master that Grundor found on the floor of a family's house while they were sleeping. Does Master like the string Grundor found for Master?

Yes, that's some very nice string, Grundor.

You miserable wretch! Get this filthy string out of my sight, Grundor! It displeases me greatly!

Look, Master! Grundor has drawn a picture of Grundor and Master being friends together! Does this please Master?

What a lovely picture, Grundor! You're my pal for sure.

This is what you think I look like, Grundor? This is a hideous picture. Throw it in the garbage where it belongs.

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