Anarchist Quiz
The Anarchist Conundrum Quiz
Test your wit and understanding of anarchist philosophy through our engaging Anarchist Quiz! Dive into satirical scenarios that challenge your views on capitalism, social issues, and the whimsical nature of online discussions.
- 8 thought-provoking questions
- Humorous and relatable situations
- A chance to reflect on your beliefs
You are approached by a frenzied ancap, who yells, "Capitalism is completely ethical because it allows for people to vote with their money!" What is your resonse?
How is the 8th grade going?
Please explain.
Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the ancap in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning on privatizing sunlight
Say nothing, but watch the server respond like a swarm of piranhas
While working as a mod in the server, a member with a strange opinion on terfs stumbles through #general. The opinion is getting more confusing at an alarming rate, but the admin has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
Redirect the conversation before the ignorance spreads to others
Summon the other mods for a verbal gangbang
Try to discuss the issue until their stance is clear, then proceed with other options
Start calling them a fuck head, then apologize to fuckheads for the comparison
You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the server. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be wearing a thin blue line hat. What do you do?
Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok but then suplex the little shit
Take the hat and say "ACAB"
Wonder how a kid got on the server
Lead the boy to better opinions with gentle but informative discussion over why he's a little bootlicker
Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and order you to overthrow the bourgeois. What do you do?
Obey your elder and begin amassing a warband
Offer your opinions on systematic change and electoralism
Ask granny for a guillotine instead. Optics are important
Throw your tea in grandma's face and call her a narc
One of the orks has locked themselves in the closet again, and you've been ordered to get them out. How do you proceed?
Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door
Yell, "Oh shit, the po-po are coming!" Hoping that the ork will flee on their own
Start misreferencing memes to torment the ork inside
Walk away, and let the ork figure it out.
Oh, no! You've been exposed to fash shit, and some of it made sense! What's the best course of treatment?
Alcohol, Lots of alcohol.
Large doses of breatube
Prayer to the Discordant Lady
Withdrawal to the outer reaches of crypto-fash servers to become a ghoul
You decide it would be fun to play a prank on the admin. Your best course of action would be?
Make memes about them
Drag them at their most vulnerable moments using google screenshots
Don't simp for them for a few days
Make up cultish stories about them that are indistinguishable between flattery or mockery
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