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The Anarchist Conundrum Quiz

Test your wit and understanding of anarchist philosophy through our engaging Anarchist Quiz! Dive into satirical scenarios that challenge your views on capitalism, social issues, and the whimsical nature of online discussions.

8 thought-provoking questions
Humorous and relatable situations
A chance to reflect on your beliefs

8 Questions2 MinutesCreated by DebateDisruptor42

You are approached by a frenzied ancap, who yells, "Capitalism is completely ethical because it allows for people to vote with their money!" What is your resonse?

How is the 8th grade going?

Please explain.

Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the ancap in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning on privatizing sunlight

Say nothing, but watch the server respond like a swarm of piranhas

While working as a mod in the server, a member with a strange opinion on terfs stumbles through #general. The opinion is getting more confusing at an alarming rate, but the admin has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

Redirect the conversation before the ignorance spreads to others

Summon the other mods for a verbal gangbang

Try to discuss the issue until their stance is clear, then proceed with other options

Start calling them a fuck head, then apologize to fuckheads for the comparison

You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the server. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be wearing a thin blue line hat. What do you do?

Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok but then suplex the little shit

Take the hat and say "ACAB"

Wonder how a kid got on the server

Lead the boy to better opinions with gentle but informative discussion over why he's a little bootlicker

Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and order you to overthrow the bourgeois. What do you do?

Obey your elder and begin amassing a warband

Offer your opinions on systematic change and electoralism

Ask granny for a guillotine instead. Optics are important

Throw your tea in grandma's face and call her a narc

One of the orks has locked themselves in the closet again, and you've been ordered to get them out. How do you proceed?

Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door

Yell, "Oh shit, the po-po are coming!" Hoping that the ork will flee on their own

Start misreferencing memes to torment the ork inside

Walk away, and let the ork figure it out.

Oh, no! You've been exposed to fash shit, and some of it made sense! What's the best course of treatment?

Alcohol, Lots of alcohol.

Large doses of breatube

Prayer to the Discordant Lady

Withdrawal to the outer reaches of crypto-fash servers to become a ghoul

You decide it would be fun to play a prank on the admin. Your best course of action would be?

Make memes about them

Drag them at their most vulnerable moments using google screenshots

Don't simp for them for a few days

Make up cultish stories about them that are indistinguishable between flattery or mockery

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