Who is most likely to...

have a villian origin story from chemistry

invent a new physics law...

be single forever

go to jail for cheating in university entrance exams

model for vogue

move to italy and raise 40 kids

be mistaken for a wanted crimnal

cry over a bug

catch the bug

lose a limb in the next 10 years

live the longest

late for their own wedding

break the world record for most underwear one is able to put on in a minute

accidentally kayak to johor

get on a teacher's hit list

be a spy sent by north korea

be mistaken to be a han so hee ( pick megan teoh thx )

kiss a lamp post after being too drunk on their 18th birthday

sell their feet pics for money because they are getting desperate

come back to tjc as a teacher

come back to tjc as a janitor

have 40 tabs opened at once

lose all their money because they went all in

fall off the third floor railing but still perfectly fine

walk out of tjc with a certificate of participation

break their back carrying the obs bag

mistaken to be lee hsien loong

get their ego crushed when they find out that they are not the only ones in the world that can get 2 matches on tinder

barge into the teachers' office thinking it's the toilet

get cancelled