Discover your medieval European Fate!

A whimsical illustration of medieval European life with characters engaging in humorous scenarios, such as a person reacting to a pig's slaughter, a marriage proposal among peasants, a festive guild celebration, and a lavish feast with unusual foods.

Discover Your Medieval Fate!

Step back in time with this intriguing quiz designed to uncover your destiny in medieval Europe. Answer our quirky questions and find out where your choices could lead you!

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4 Questions1 MinutesCreated by DancingScribe42

Your pig is found slaughtered in his pen behind your hut, his blood smeared into the mark of satan on your doorstep. How do you react?

Collect the blood and mix it with the unfiltered wine you were going to drink from your goat flask for dinner. Who would let all that delicious blood go to waste?

Storm into your neighbor's house, accuse him of being a devil-worshipping hedonist, and kidnap his daughter for revenge.

Maybe this is your secret admirer sending you a sign...it can be so difficult to connect with people these days, so you totally understand where this person is coming from. Now, to find their hut.

Maybe if you report this incident to the press, you could garner some attention and climb the social ladder a little further. A rug merchant's wife doesn't sound too bad, as a temporary position...

Whose to say whether or not being a satanist is wrong? Let's let people say what they want to, without fear of some outlandish punishment.

Your brother's son approaches you asking for your hand in marriage after your husband was tragically killed in a horse accident. How do you respond to his proposal.?

You've always liked the way your brother's face gleamed with sweat in the fields. Maybe his son would share some the traits you found so desirable in your brethren- you'll consider it.

Well, last time you said no to your brother or anyone from that side of the family, you found a rampaging hound in your bed attacking you. You say yes to avoid being brutalized.

You are a man. Homosexuality is technically a crime, and an extreme offense to God. But hey, you didn't hear this from me, but stop by my cottage later...Um, we'll engage in some prayers! Prayers, that's it...

Marry him? A mere peasant? Please. Maybe if he was your first husband, but your third husband absolutely cannot be a lowly serf. You're aiming for something a bit more sophisticated, like a sheep birther.

You have no desire to marry anyone, and are enjoying your sexual freedom. Okay, you understand that you are supposed to be married before engaging in intercourse. But hey, if the guys in the prostitution district can overlook it, why can't he?

What is a typical meal for you at suppertime?

You love a good crane or egret, both delicious and overlooked birds. Stews filled with cooked vegetables and fruits are also a big yes.

Maybe some bread, or meal made of barley or oats.

Things you've gathered from the forest, like vegetables, nuts, and fruit.

Haha, eating? You heard about it once from a friend, but you're pretty sure it's just one of those urban rumors like bathing or dental hygiene.

How do you celebrate holy days in your guild?

You get drunk in the local pub to try to escape your absolutely miserable life.

You disguise yourself amongst the crowds of celebrators to find your next love connection

You go to church, of course. There is no other way to fully show your commitment to god. Any other answer is heretic in nature and inherently EVIL.

You eat a turkey leg and pass out in the pig pens.

You've actually been dead for the past 75 years. Holy days are the only times the gates to the spirit world open up, so you really go all out!

Discover your medieval European Fate!

Discover Your Medieval Fate!

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