What would you be in the Imperial Army of Ancient Egypt?

A vibrant and whimsical illustration of an Ancient Egyptian scene with soldiers in an army setting, including a chariot driver, a horse, and quirky characters indicating different personalities and roles, with the Pyramids in the background.

What Would You Be in the Imperial Army of Ancient Egypt?

Ever wonder where you would fit into the grand narrative of Ancient Egypt? Take this quirky quiz to discover what role you would play in the Imperial Army!

  • 11 engaging questions
  • Explore your personality and choices
  • Find out if you'd be a chariot driver, a soldier, or something else!
11 Questions3 MinutesCreated by GallopingGiraffe27
First and most importantly- do you have money?
Oh, yeah. I've got so much money, I can buy your house and everything in it with my pocket change.
I mean, I have some money. Enough to pay the bills.
Why do you care about how much money I have? This is a quiz. Just tell me if I'm a chariot driver or whatever.
I've got a decent amount. I'm not super rich, but I have some luxury money.
Money? No. Err, wait, yeah, I've got so much money Jeff Bezos looks poor. All the money!
Alright. Now that we have the important things out of the way, its time for the real quiz. It's a day in the middle of summer and you can do anything. How do you spend it?
Swimming in the pool! Duh.
Running. For fun, because I'm insane.
Playing sports!
Playing video games!
Reading!
Laying in bed getting sleep. I don't ever get it.
Making TikToks that'll totally make me super duper famous!
Not taking this stupid quiz. Can it be over with?
Chilling at the beach
Shooting people with water guns and throwing water balloons at them
Relaxing at the local country club
Not mixing with peasants or the like.
Having fun with my buddies
With your day fully enjoyed, your Mom is forcing you to play a game with the family (ew) and she's said video games aren't allowed. What game do you pick?
Sorry, losers, but I don't play games.
Uhh... No video games? Uhh... What else is there?
Chess? Do I know how to play chess?
Checkers! I played that at Cracker Barrel once!
Uno! I am so good at Uno.
Monopoly! I just love money so much!
Candyland! I used to be so good at Candlyland.
Pokemon! 
Clue! Murder is one of my favorite things! Err, mysteries! I love mysteries! Did someone say murder? I sure didn't say murder.
Sports. A sport is a game and she said a game. We're doing sports.
This is a dumb question. All these questions have been dumb.
Solitaire, because I don't like people. Or I'm Ibble, and actually enjoy the game because of its strategic value.
Yahtzee? Why on earth would you pick Yahtzee out of any games? I mean, you do you, but... really?
Croquet, the game of the elite. Such simple elegance, yet such skill required to play
Next question. You're at a new school in the middle of Wyoming, where there's not cell service, and there's not many people, either. You gotta pick a good friend if you want to not die from boredom. What do you look for in a friend?
Someone who makes me laugh. Having fun is fun!
Someone who'll play sports with me.
Someone with money!
Someone who'll let me sleep. 
Someone who doesn't exist. Friends are for weirdos.
Someone who's got only the best memes
Someone to do my homework for me
Who made me move to Wyoming? No. I'm packing my bags and moving somewhere with people, like Vermont.
I don't mix with those peasants. I'll find someone more like me- rich.
Someone who'll be a good friend
A wingman! I need one of those.
A bunch of people so I can have a huge friend group!
It turns out that Wyoming was a dream! Your mom sent you to summer camp and you're on the bus there now. You were woken up when the bus full of strangers got a flat tire. It's night, there's no cell service, and you're in the middle of the woods with nothing for about fifty miles in any direction. What do you do?
Whip out a wrench and fix that tire!
Resolve yourself to being eaten by wolves
Sounds like the start of a horror movie. Looks like it needs a monster! Time to start... Murdering people
Run. Run far away from it and never look back.
Scream
Ask around. Surely someone knows how to fix a tire?
Uhh... Wait for someone to do something?
I don't travel by bus. I ride in STYLE, in my personal limo driven by a chaufer
I pick up the bus and everyone in it and carry it into the next town. I'm strong.
Wait, this quiz has a storyline? Oh, for the love of- no. I'm not going along with this stupidness.
Say a rousing speech and get the group to rally and rush the bus out of the woods and into the nearest town.
Whatever you've done seems to have worked. You and most of the strangers on the bus survive. Now at the camp, it's time to get to know everyone. It's your turn to answer a simple question- what's your spirit animal, and why?
NO! I will not go along with a storyline! It's a quiz, not a book! 
A horse, because horses make me happy
A horse, because I'm a horse girl
A horse, because horses are fast and agile
A horse, because horses are strong animals
A horse, because that's the only option
A horse, because horses are just such majestic creatures
A horse, because they swim so well
A horse, the age-old animal of the upper class. Only rich men can afford those.
A horse, because horses run like me from my problems
The camp realized your love of horse and took you to meet a horse. You made friends with the horse, and it's now your companion. Where do you go on vacation with your new best friend? 
The beach. I enjoy the beach.
Mountains! Horses can survive in mountains, right?
The jungle.
A nice pasture for my new horse friend
A crowded room to ride the horse around in. Carnage time, baby!
I play football with the horse. Yay sports!
I ride the horse into battle and die in glory
Somewhere far, far away from this RIDICULOUS QUIZ.
To the seaside, because I like sitting in the surf and the horse does too.
Somewhere high end, like Monte Carlo or Italy. I'll show him my private home in the countryside.
The desert, because I like the desert
Wherever the horse wants to go
You and the horse need a place to stay while on vacation. The horse wants something different- no apartments, no normal houses, nothing in a city. The horse wants adventure. What's your choice of an unconventional house?
A yacht, where I chill with my money!
A tent! Roughing it is great!
One of those tiny houses made out of like a train or something.
A hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and a dirty smell. Like, a fancy hole in the ground!
A houseboat. Those are cool.
A cottage by the sea
A log cabin in the middle of the woods, far, far from people
A normal house. I'm not going along with this stupid storyline.
Somewhere comfortable.
Whatever type of house the horse wants. It's my friend!
You've settled into your nice new house of an open field in the middle of nowhere. The horse wants to watch a movie and to know your favorite quote! It's Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Which quote are you going with?
"The end of this stupid quiz." -Me
"GET ON WITH IT!" -Everyone
"Run away! Run away!" - The Knights of the Round Table
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" -French Soldier
"Tis but a flesh wound!" -Black Knight
"I'm not dead yet! I feel happy!" -Old Man
"One... two... five!" -King Arthur
"Help, help, I'm being repressed!" - Dennis
The horses' favorite quote was "Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!". Your friendship has come to an end. It wants to fight to the death! What's your go-to weapon?
A sword
A dagger
A bow
A spear
I'm not really a violence person
I'll show this quiz to whoever I'm fighting and they'll keel over instantly.
A horse to show the horse that I've moved on, and also to run it over with.
A brick! Wait, a weapon? Uhh... A brick!
A shillelagh! That's that stick you hit people with!
The only proper weapon to destroy a peasant with... A gun.
MY BARE HANDS. THEY BRING DEATH WITH THEM AND IT ITS GLORIOUS
I put on a hazmat suit and throw a wasp's nest at the horse, then run away from my once friend during his last moments in the world.
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