Are You Gay quiz (GOTY edition)

It is a foggy night in late November. As you are laying in bed, you hear a scratching sound coming from outside your window. You look, but nothing is there. Soon, however, you hear the same scratching noise from the hallway outside your bedroom. What do you do?

Go out to investigate after arming yourself with any appropriate items nearby.

Hide in absolute silence and hope in vain that you have eluded its notice.

Lure an acquaintance into the hallway and attempt to flee during the ensuing chaos.

Accept your fate.

You have been waiting in a doctor's waiting room for the better part of an hour when you notice that nobody else is in the room. Peaking over the receptionist's desk, you see a single lock of hair on the chair where she was sitting minutes prior. You see similar locks of hair on each other chair in the waiting room. How do you proceed?

Attempt to leave the office.

Investigate further; touch the locks of hair or enter the doctor's office.

Utter a short prayer.

Continue waiting as usual.

As you are walking down the sidewalk, a man with no mouth bumps into you. He stumbles against you, grabbing your arm for support. Then, he hands you a business card reading "Do not trust them. Follow me." The man walks away, and you notice that there is a congealed substance on your arm where he grabbed you. Pedestrians pass you by, either unknowing or uncaring to your dilemna. What do you

Follow the mouthless man from a distance.

Catch up to him and ask him about the message directly.

Attempt to forget about the situation.

Kill the man via any means necessary.

You are washing your hands in your bathroom when you notice a small puddle of water on the floor. Within moments, it expands and covers the entire floor, slowly rising. The door will not open and there are no windows. How do you proceed

Desperately search the nearby cabinets for a solution.

Attempt to break down the door.

Find a bucket and attempt to drain the water into the bathtub.

Attempt to endure the flood.

You are writing a to-do list when you notice that your blue pen is writing in a dark red ink. Upon further inspection, you find that the ink is actually human blood. What will you do with the pen?

Submit the blood for DNA testing.

Throw it out the window and interact with it no further.

Lick the nib of the pen.

Use the pen as normal, as though you had never noticed a thing.

You rent an Airbnb for a week while you stay in an unfamiliar town. Despite the low price, the house is luxurious, with several bedrooms and a small grand piano in the living room. On your first night there, the grand piano begins playing softly, but the sound fades as you approach. What do you do?

Go back to sleep and leave in the morning.

Monitor the piano, but stay.

Attempt to play the piano.

Consult the owner of the house.

After intaking various narcotics, you fall into a drug-induced stupor. Upon waking up, you wake in an unfamiliar room with no doors. Within the room sit 4 candles: a short red candle, a long white candle, a pale green candle, and a medium-length lilac candle, as well as a lighter. No amount of waiting changes anything. Which candle do you light first?

The short red candle.

The long white candle.

The pale green candle.

The medium-length lilac candle.