What will your first born kid be like? (Lyza Edition)

What would you name your firstborn son?

What would you name your first born daughter?

What college would you want your first born child to attend?

Your first born child comes home at 1 in the morning on a school night, what do you do?

Which would you want your first born to excel at?

What job would you want your first born to have?

You get a call from the principle's office about your first born, what would it be for?