what synonym for chaotic are you?

have you ever stolen something?

...yes

i steal everything

yes, but there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, so it doesn’t count as stealing

once when i was six years old i stole a piece of candy from a gas station and my mom asked me where i got it and i started crying and she made me return it

waking up naturally on a sunday and laying in bed staring at the ceiling for seven minutes feeling your body slowly come to life as the events of the week settle into your body and your being

select all that apply

when i was little i wanted to be an astronaut when i grew up

i speak french

i follow lil nas x on twitter

i have a vapid yet inexplicable hatred for prime numbers

i got a b in high school english

i have breathed

never have i ever:

watched 10 things i hate about you

sang a song i didn’t realize was wildly inappropriate as a pet of family karaoke night

asked my parents for money to buy supplies for a school project and spent it on drugs

eaten pussy

done yoga

hey now

you’re an all star

hey now this is what dreams are made of

hey now don’t dream it’s over

thoughts on denim jackets

i own seven

i used to date this guy who wore denim jackets and smoked cigarettes and wrote shitty poetry in a small moleskin notebook that seemed to be joined to him at the hip and i’m only a little traumatized from it

idk they’re not really my thing i guess

they are merely a vessel for my impressive enamel pin collection

why?

because

why not?

actually, i’m a philosophy major, and i could go on about this question for hours, but i’ll save you the time because (no offense) you won’t understand because you’re not a philosophy major

I’m Just Simply Vibing Right Now And I Did Not Need This Existential Crisis In My Life