Terrible Quiz for Terrible People
The Terrible Quiz for Terrible People
Think you can handle the absurd and outrageous? Dive into our quiz that pokes fun at the bizarre and often cringe-worthy ways literature expresses attraction and sexuality. Test your knowledge on hilariously inappropriate descriptions and discover how far writers can stretch their imagination!
- 12 outrageous questions
- Multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank formats
- Challenge your friends!
Men love writing about boobs. And they do it in so many ways. Which of these descriptions come from actual PUBLISHED books
They had ‘withdrawn into themselves as though depressed”
They “were pointing skywards like surface-to-air missiles”
They “winked at him like twin fish, tentative and tender”
They were “glowing like precious pearls”
They “waddled softly in front of her”
Select the published descriptions of how female general tastes or smells
Crushed rose petals
Lemon bleach
A savoury Moroccan tagine
Oysters
Pumpkin spice
Complete the sentence with the correct answer. “She raised the breast and pressed it to my mouth like…
a hesitant mother feeding a baby on the cusp of teething
an intelligent eight-year-old conducting an experiment with a younger sibling
an artist dipping their brush into thick paint
an enticing stranger offering a cherry lollipop to a nubile teenage nymph
Which physical characteristic is apparently incontrovertible proof of how sexual a woman is?
The height and sensitivity of her inste
The colour and size of her areola
The PH of her armpits
Her waist-to-hip ratio
How blonde she is
Pick the three correct items: “the girl had a tiny purse tucked into her vagina, just big enough to hold…
her keys
a credit card
her drivers license
a couple of bucks
a condom
In this ridiculous scene, the woman masturbates using all appropriately sized vegetables, the arm of a sofa, a standing lamp, and a glass table. She completes the scene by climaxing as “she rubbed her clit, finally, up and down the long turquoise…”
Shaft of a Venetian glass dildo
Neck of a Kenyan giraffe sculpture
Spine of a coffee table book about Majorca
Anti-kink flex of her nutribullet
Bannister
Your turn! Complete this sentence and we’ll see if you can pick the right answer from what you’ve said. Two officers on a spaceship spot A Woman on board. One says to the other: “the babe? Wow! Isn’t she built like a ____________?”
Her pubic hair grew like…
A patch of grass that had been trampled by a passing army
The desperate moustache of the AV club nerds
The plumage of an exotic and nervous bird
Moss, clinging to the damp ground
Ivy on a disused building
Complete this line! “At Bristol University, she had already achieved a reputation as a sex scientist. In her first year she had gone through the men like ___________
Please write a brief description of terrible sex. They will go head to head against each others and a real one and you'll try trick each other into thinking yours is the real one
She was thin, but had large breasts for a woman her size, large as in long, projection wise, rather than wide, more like…
Ovals than circles
Bratwurst than baps
Boiled eggs than fried eggs
Eggplants than melons
Lillies than roses
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