Alan, he's coming in!
The Ultimate Quiz on Johnson and Mark
Test your knowledge of the hilarious interactions between Johnson and Mark in this quiz! From outrageous proposals to motivational speeches, see how well you remember their unforgettable moments.
With 11 engaging questions, you can challenge yourself or compete with friends!
- Multiple choice questions
- Fun and engaging content
- Perfect for fans of the series
In series 5, Johnson makes an indecent proposal to Jeremy. He wants to pay to sleep with Jez's then girlfriend, Big Suze. How much money does he offer Jez?
£520
£530
£620
£630
According to Johnson, how does Mark like to eat his toast?
In a business class seat of a Virgin Atlantic flight to New York City
In a first class seat of a Virgin Atlantic flight to New York City
In a business class seat of a Delta flight to New York City
In a first class seat of a Virgin Atlantic flight to San Francisco
It's series 4, and project Zeus is in full swing. Johnson drops by to see how Mark and the team are getting on. What are the motivational words he offers to the team?
Watch a film, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious, fuck a turkey if that's what it takes. Watch a turkey fucking a horse
Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious, fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a donkey
Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious, fuck a pigeon if that's what it takes. Watch a pigeon fucking a horse
Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious, fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse
JLB Credit is no more, and Johnson has set up a new management consultancy business. What is Johnson's business plan for his new project with Mark?
In, fire 70% of the workforce, new logo. Boom! Out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.
In, fire 50% of the workforce, new logo. Boom! Out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.
In, fire 60% of the workforce, new logo. Boom! Out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.
In, fire 60% of the workforce, get rid of the shit eels, new logo. Boom! Out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.
What does Johnson suggest that he and Mark do next in this scene?
Sushi or a latte
Sushi or a frappuccino
Sushi or a cappuccino
Sushi or a flat white
Here, Mark is having a chat with Johnson and Jeffy. Which character appears next in this scene?
Jeremy
Sophie
Dobbie
Super Hans
For how long was Johnson an alcoholic in his pre-JLB days?
5 years
10 years
12 years
15 years
Which song is Johnson listening to as he offers Mark a lift in this scene?
Dancing in the Moonlight
Lifted
Ocean Drive
Time of my Life
It's series 6 and JLB Credit is no more. Mark starts a JLB Credit Survivors Group. Johnson offers Mark a bribe in order to make the survivors group go away. How much is the bribe?
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000
It's series 3, Finnemore has come down with gastric flu and Johnson has given Mark the opportunity to go to Frankfurt. However Mark falls ill and he calls Johnson to rescue him as Jez has locked him in his room. Mark needs a poo and is forced to go in front of Johnson and Jeremy. What is Johnson saying at this moment?
Where's the bathroom door?
You know the credo, illness equals weakness, you're off the team
I'll see you later Mark, much later
Is that normal poo-ing you're doing?
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