4. WE’LL TELL YOU WHAT PET YOUR DORM NEEDS Based on how you interact during the week

First describe a regular evening in the common area:

Oh, delightfully majestic.

An unbreakable wall of noise and laughter.

Evening, day, night. You’re always together.

Every night a new fight.

A dinner for 12, a feast of feasts. What is the one meal your entire dorm can decide on?

A royal banquet will do.

P I Z Z Z Z Z Z A A H H H ! ! ! !

One dorm – one mind. The hive-mind decides.

Hours later you settle for instant noodles.

Speaking of kitchen stuff, how much mayhem is there usually in yours?

Mayhem? What? Have the servants left for the day?

Your kitchen is like an abstract painting. Messy.

Everything in its right place. Everything.

The whole dorm is mayhem in general.

Raiding other dorms together – a noble dorm tradition. Describe your raids:

Ah, the spring raid. To feel young once again!

A modern war movie masterpiece.

Raids are only to convert new members.

The only dorm you’re raiding is your own. Often.

There’s no party like the first party together. How was your first dorm party?

The royalist scene was envious of the turn-out.

It never stopped tbh.

A beautiful and slightly disturbing ceremony.

Dorms are rom-coms. What kind of shocking, heart-melting incidents have you had?

There are grandiose scandals every week.

Who knows, it’s all a big mess really.

You’re all pretty much in love with each other.

There’s drama every day. Some of it might be love?

On the rare occasion, the dorm actually studies
together. How does it go down?

The dorm has a unique, globally renowned library.

You’re not passing your exams anytime soon...

Rare? Live together – study together.

Well, the icy cold silence kinda helps?

On the rarest occasion, the dorm CLEANS
together. Mythical. But in theory, describe it:

The servants do well both in theory and practice.

Always ends up messier somehow.

Clean what? It’s always spotless?

Dramatic. We’re talking horror movie of the year.

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