TFSP News Quiz: 052918

1) The world’s OLDEST woman, who is 129 years old and hails from Russia was in the news recently. In an interview, she shared this nugget of truth:

A) That she firmly believes she will live another 50 to 60 years

B) That smoking cigars and drinking whisky is the key to a long life

C) That her only regret was not having more sex with strangers

D) That she has been miserable every day of her existence and her long life is a punishment from god

2) A Chinese man made headlines recently after THIS happened when he sat on a toilet for an hour and a half pooping and playing a game on his cellphone:

A) He fell asleep, tumbled forward and gouged out an eye on his toilet paper holder

B) His rectum straight up fell out

C) His lower body had fallen completely asleep and he was forced to contact emergency services for help

D) His bald head got a second degree sunburn from the skylight above him

3) Our non-dairy milk options like soy and almond have certainly been expanding over the years, but scientists may have gone too far when they published a study saying that THIS milk substitute may be our next superfood, as it packs four times as much protein as cow’s milk:

A) Kale Milk

B) Snake Milk

C) Cockroach Milk

D) Maggot Milk

4) A few years back, an artist in Tokyo named Mao Sugiyama put together a $250 a plate evening where THIS was what was served for dinner:

A) Five different exotic species’ excrement

B) Pork and Beef that had been brined in gallons of his own sweat

C) Pieces of his lower intestine which had been surgically removed 5 days prior

D) His penis and testes

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