What Kind Of Midget Are You?

FYI: Answer these questions as it you were a midget.
Aight
How tall are you?
Under 4'10
I'd rather not say
Are you happy with your height?
Of course!
Yeah, it's actually nice
NO
You're at a friend's house and you need toilet paper. Unfortunately, it's stored on the top shelf. How do you attempt to reach it?
Wear high heels
Get a stool
...I'll just use my hands
What's your favorite way to pass time?
Competing in gymnastics in the olympics
Making toys in the South Pole
Riding miniature ponies
What's your favorite color?
Red, like the blood of the people who make fun of my height
Green, like all the money I'm bankin
Blue, like the sky, because I spend a lot of time looking up at things
What animal do you relate to the most?
Giraffe, because I'm NOT EVEN THAT SHORT
Seahorse, because I'm a smol bean
Tiger, because they're awesome
What's your favorite movie?
Elf
Willy Wonka
Littleman
How do you feel about amusement parks?
They're fun!
I have more important things to do than ride roller coasters
WHO DECIDES YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN HEIGHT TO HAVE FUN
What's the best part about being short?
Getting a lot of piggyback rides
It's easier to trip people
NOTHING
Lastly, what's your favorite short-person quote?
4'2 with an attitude
God only lets things grow until they're perfect;)
A person's a person, no matter how small
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