How Slater are you?

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How Slater Are You?

Think you have what it takes to be a true office Slater? Dive into our quiz to discover your Slater vibe! Answer a series of humorous questions that test your attitude towards work, colleagues, and everyday scenarios in a lighthearted way.

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Your phone is playing up - what do you do?

Send it back to the manufacturer. They'll fix it for you.

Take it to a shop that can fix it for you.

Forget it. Buy a new phone.

Get a hammer and smash it up in front of the whole office.

Somebody is explaining something to you and you understand them. What do you say?

Sure

Sure Sure

Sure Sure Sure

Sure Sure Sure Sure

A colleague is wondering out loud whether green and blue mixed together makes purple as you walk past. What do you do?

Ignore them. What an idiot!

Politely let them know that they are incorrect. It makes green.

Agree with them so that they carry on being an idiot!

Say "It's green, you c**t" as you go past.

You are starting at a new workplace and you want to ingratiate yourself with your colleagues. What do you do?

Nothing special. If they like you they like you. If they don't who cares?

Make a special effort. Bring in cakes and make teas.

Suck up to the bosses but ignore the plebs

Change your colleagues background so that when he closes everything down it says TWAT in huge letters across his screen.

Wrestling is:

Great. Love it!

Bit childish but I can see why some people like it.

Not my cup of tea

F**KING FAKE YOU DICKHEADS!

What do you shout at a bunch of women on site right after you’ve taken their picture?

"Lovely photo. Have a great day!"

"I've taken a few. There should be one good one in there."

"Now Lez off!"

"It's ok but I can't polish a turd"

Something on your computer isn't working correctly. What is your course of action?

Google around a bit to see if you can find the solution.

Send it to Adem and he'll spend the next 3 days under your desk ("Wahey")

Get the hammer out.....

Re-install windows.

Somebody kindly makes you a cup of tea. You taste it and it's not the greatest. What do you do?

Drink it. It's not that bad.

Politely pretend to drink it but leave it.

Get the hammer out...

Loudly say "That's f**king disgusting" and pour it down the sink.

Somebody accidentally brushes their hand against your bum when you are walking with them. What do you do?

Nothing.

Get the hammer out...

Politely inform them that they are touching your bum and ask them not to.

Shout "Are you f**king goosing me?" at them

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