WHO SAID THAT...?

Name:

"Anything I've ever done before is unsexy"

"no matter how fast I run I cannot outrun the pain"

Things that could kill: "Archit's good looks"

(To Harry) "we need to merge"

"I'm so fucking touched" (whilst lying on Mihir)

"Love island making me have baby fever but for relationships"

"Do not start calling me Karen or I'll kill you"

A lovely note left in wolfson: "Whoever is taking my cutlery and leaving it in the sink unwashed: if you continue, you will shortly receive a fish slice up the bum followed by a wooden spoon up you urethra. Your mum will also be given the same treatment. STOP!

"I wouldn't want Frank as a pet"

"girl on girl"

"OF stands for O mega fucking thirsty"

(to Josh) "I think apple pie is a bit above you"

"What does a rice cooker do?"

"I have never been so sober"

"It's like a food factory

"Is this for when it gets dark?"

"What's going on Foley?

"Stop stroking my melons"

"I can't believe I'm at Bath now"

"I fingered that brownie"

"Imagine seeing 4 year old dick"

"I like little children"

"I would not like Frank as a little pet"

"We need to merge"

(to Bethan) "you're just easy"

"9/11? Georgia's fault"

"I absolutely love wood"

(putting on a Japanese accent) "It's not racist, it's just funny"

"Ben you should get Grace and Josh a silver medal"

"Foley's room smells like a goddess aroma"

(when talking about primary school) "well you've got to have fun somehow"

"I am top shagger"

"It's impossible to dig down"

(about Ollie low) "If you slap him he might shoot you"

"Fingering Bethan's grapes"

(to josh) "you're a geoguessing monk"

(to josh) "There's plenty more licking to be done"

"I can eat chips and still design a gearbox"

"This story is turning into a colander, its got so many holes in it"

"Looks like a concentration camp"

To whom did harry write this love note to: "Thank you for your kind gift of the squashies, they got demolished in todays bike ride. Glad you're back and feeling a bit better, hopefully I'll actually bump into you soon! Harry"