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What color is the sky?

Blue

Red

Grey, like my soul

No, "gray", because that's how I like to spell it.

You're not the boss of me

Because the sky is what color you want it to be. Don't let the establishment tell you how to feel. Own your own joy.

What color is my girlfriend's cat?

Black

White

Leopard-spotted (note: this is not a color)

Pretty much just looks like she rolled around in dirt

Yes, the rolling-around-in-dirt answer. Because she probably just did, but also that's just how her fur looks regardless. God, she can be such an asshole.

(Kidding, I love you Awesome.)

Yes, the rolling-around-in-dirt answer. Because she probably just did, but also that's just how her fur looks regardless. God, she can be such an asshole.

(Kidding, I love you Awesome.)

How would you best describe the rhymes of the Beastie Boys?

They got more than Jamaica got mangos.

When they start to rhyme, well, they rhyme the rhyme well.

They're flowing prose to cons and cons to pros, scheming rhyme against reason like it was flow against know.

Their style is iller than the goblins in “Troll 2.″

Poor question. Words cannot be described with other words. This is a fact of grammar.

There really is no right or wrong answer here. This quiz is built on lies. Here's another picture of the Beastie Boys, for posterity.

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