Which Dumbass Miocene Mammal Are You?

What is your favourite colour?
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Red
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Blue
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I'm not five years old. I don't have one.
Which of these revolting terms do you find rolls off the tongue the most? Please don't google them by the way, at least not from a work computer.
Trypophobia
Coprophilia
Fiscally conservative
Surströmming
High school.
Don't want to talk about it really.
Had fun! Would recommend it to anyone 18 and under.
You're better off learning a trade.
*insert school chant here*
Who do you trust the least with your data?
THE GOVERNMENT
Google
Facebook
Mum
How would you describe your preferred walking style?
A concerned shuffle
A dignified strut
A conspicuous shamble
A passive-aggressive charge
YOU ARE THE WALRUS
There's really no need for fat-shaming
Coo coo kachoo
Goo goo g'joob
They weren't around in the Miocene Sam, do your fucking research
Your supervisor has found a Master's student for you to supervise. The Master's student is a notorious YouTube comments section troll. What's your move.
I am the supervisor.
Just roll with it and poison said Master's student after two weeks.
I am the Master's student.
I can do some good and change this unfortunate soul. It is my duty, nay, my responsibility.
Do you think if Tupac was still alive he'd have made some garbage albums eventually?
This is very insensitive
Probably. Look at what happened to Eminem.
Tupac? Is that one of those new Finnish techno bands?
I like to think he'd have kept the Little Wayne's and Tekashi 69's out of the game.
I like these quizzes because....
I know Sam and if I don't do them I'm worried he'll get offended
I am so fucking bored
I like getting the constant Monty Python references
Buzzfeed is too mainstream
Which of these would you eat?
An iguana
A guinea pig
A sea pig
A turtle
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