Jake Lewandowski's Bacidity Test
Jake Lewandowski's Bacidity Test
Welcome to the Bacidity Test, a quiz designed to evaluate your adherence to modern social norms and rules. Test your understanding of what it means to avoid basic behavior in our digital age!
- 63 thought-provoking questions
- Engage with witty and relatable rules
- Discover where you stand in the bacidity hierarchy
If you have, at any time, broken one of these rules select "YES." If you have not, select "NO."
If you have, at any time, broken one of these rules select "YES." If you have not, select "NO."
Rule 1: Stay far away from Tumblr
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Rule 2: Don't take mirror selfies in bathrooms (especially in public ones and/or while one foot is resting on the sink and/or while giving the peace sign)
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Rule 3: Don't say anything that is unnecessary
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Rule 4: Do not call yourself basic, random, extra, edgy, or weird
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Rule 5: Don't insult yourself (especially in order to get complements and/or to escape criticism)
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Rule 6: Don't agree with someone who insults you in order to escape criticism for the thing you were insulted for
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Rule 7: Don't complement yourself
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Rule 8: Don't use internet clichรฉs in real life (ex: lol, brb, ily)
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Rule 9: Don't state opinions based broad generalizations (ex: I literally hate everyone in my grade)
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Rule 10: Don't use emojis to excess (once every twenty texts is a good rule to follow)
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Rule 11: Don't say anything that would, under any circumstances warrant the response, "so relatable"
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Rule 12: Don't post pictures to instagram that contain the use of a Snapchat filter (especially the dog filter, which is the root of all evil and should never be used, anywhere, under any circumstances)
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Rule 13: Don't say "oh my god same" or any other variations
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Rule 14: avoid Musical.ly at all costs (It is the cause of all known and unknown diseases in this world)
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Rule 15: Do not use the word "literally" unless speaking in a literal sense
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Rule 16: Refrain from saying the word "meme" unless specifically referencing an internet meme (calling random things "memes" is unacceptable)
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Rule 17: Don't use the term "daddy" unironically
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Rule 18: Don't have meaningless conversations (a conversation is meaningless if it does not advance and/or change anything)
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Rule 19: Don't be optimistic in your expectations for people, as they will always let you down.
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Rule 20: "Who did this?" memes are unacceptable
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Rule 21: Don't recreate anything that is absolute garbage unless it is a criticism or a mocking of it
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Rule 22: Don't say unbelievable in regards to completely believable things
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Rule 23: If you are inept at something, don't do it unless it is to practice
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Rule 24: Don't say swag (or any other variant) under any circumstances unless it is as a joke
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Rule 25: Always be objective
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Rule 26: Don't call media you dislike "fake news" (we're looking at you, Mr. President)
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Rule 27: No puns
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Rule 28: Don't exaggerate (exaggerating is the same as lying)
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Rule 29: Don't say shook or woke
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Rule 30: Do not ever be a hypocrite
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Rule 31: Seek out and destroy all hypocrisy
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Rule 32: Do not read/write fanfictions
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Rule 33: If you're going to gossip, do it discretely
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Rule 34: Don't add "when" to the beginning of a sentence to make it meme quality. (Ex: "when your mom says dinner is ready but it's not ๐")
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Rule 35: When posting on your Snapchat story, refrain from sharing a snap with a black background with a derogatory statement towards unspecified people or things, such as "so done with people right now"
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Rule 36: Don't use social media to beg for pity
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Rule 37: Don't use snapchat. It has been polluted by basicallity, the cause of these rules. Get out while you still can.
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Rule 38: Don't try to make yourself seem more human by telling stories about you being emotional.
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Rule 39: Don't take and/or post pictures of food
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Rule 40: Don't make comments about medical conditions that you don't have (i.e. "Omg! I can't believe I ate a second cupcake! I am literally obese!")
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Rule 41: Do nor buy/read Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur or similar books
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Rule 42: Do not post pictures of yourself purposefully arching your back.
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Rule 43: Do not "basic talk." Most frequently basic white girls love doing this on their finsta accounts.
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Ex. "Lol I have no friends but it's okay !!! Everything is fine lolol"
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Rule 44: Don't pity those who ask for it (those who truly deserve pity do not need to ask for it)
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Rule 45: Don't like posts that break any of these rules (If basic posts get more likes than decent posts, there will be more basic posts and vice versa)
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Rule 46: Don't complain to push an adgenda and/or give in to those who complain to push an adgenda
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Rule 47: It is bad enough using "๐" but one thing that should never be done is using the following two emojis together "๐๐" or any other variant of those hearts. Often times, middle school girls love to do this.
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Rule 48: [Redacted]
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Rule 49: Don't post your outfit of the day
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Rule 50: Don't complain about originality not being valued or something to that effect
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Rule 51: If you are an advertiser, don't try to pander to a younger/more "hip" generation (ahem, Fruit by the Foot)
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Rule 52: Don't tell people to like photos that you recently posted, especially via Snapchat
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Rule 53: The less Snapchat streaks you have, the better
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Rule 54: Remember your opinion doesn't matter. We're all just numbers.
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Rule 55: Don't say "I'm not even joking" (or any other variant)
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Rule 56: Don't post pictures with a white border on the left and right side.
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Rule 58: No discounts
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Rule 61: Before you make a generalization about human behavior ask โwhat about Hitler?โ (Example: all people deserve a second chance. Yeah cheers mate but wot about Hitler?)
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Rule 100: If you must dramatically alter your life in order to follow all of these rules, you suck, and should feel ashamed of yourself anyway
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Rule 101: don't break any of these rules just to be edgy
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