SISSTD: Personality Quiz

You've been presented with an exclusive opportunity to explore a recently discovered trench. Your response?

I've been DREAMING of this. YES. PLEASE.

Sounds cool, but I have other commitments. No time.

Oh. Yes. Thank you.

Erm, do you perform a background check

*sighs* It's not much of a choice, is it?

I'm interested, but I'll need more details

I don't know?

You see someone sitting alone. Do you go talk to them?

Trust me, they don't want me to approach them.

Ordinarily, no, I guess. I wish...

Yes, though I'll make sure they want my company first.

Of course! Nobody should ever be alone.

Uh, NO.

Why not?

It's rude, but I genuinely don't know how to communicate with loners. It's like they're a different species.

Do you consider yourself to be a creative person?

I draw all the time, so yeah.

I appreciate creative people a lot. I mean, I'll binge TV shows and read every kid I see a few classics, so if that counts...?

Poetry. But it's complicated. It's poetry. What did you expect?

GIVE ME A PEN AND SOME PAPER AND I'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

Not really.

No.

I'm creative in the nontraditional sense. See: pranks and other schemes.

Magic or science?

Magic. Is that even a question?

HEY, they're not necessarily mutually exclusive.

Science is magic. There. That's your answer.

I don't know. I really, really, don't know.

*laughs* Magic.

I'd like both, please.

Maybe—can I have them defined first?

How well do you work under pressure?

Amazingly. That's my life.

I know how to handle it.

I don't, frankly.

Pressure is a transformative drug. Under its effects, I become an unrecognizable beast.

I'm efficient. Suffering, but efficient.

Pressure is my pet rabbit named Bill, meaning pressure is completely under my control.

Not super well, but I try.

You have to give your friend a gift. Explain what happens here.

I'll make something they like.

We have this stash of quirky, niche websites we use to find our favorite merch, so something from one of those.

Friend? I'm not familiar with the word.

I don't know, a gift card?

I'll find something on Amazon last minute (o-o")

It depends on the person. For emergencies (as in, I'm not sure what the person likes) I have a stash of nice candles, mugs, and soaps.

Etsy :)

You have an exam tomorrow.

So?

Cram.

NO, PLEASE, NO. NONONONONONONONO.

I know. Already memorized everything. Anyone up for bowling tonight?

I'm ready for this. But I'll still probably study all night.

I thought I was finally free from those.

%^$^&*&&%^$$#%##$%#%#

Drink of choice?

Tea, decaf or otherwise. Bubble tea absolutely included.

Sprite, mountain dew, IDK. Soda.

How much would you judge me if I said beer?

Coffee. It's a necessity.

Water; it literally makes you feel amazing and also keeps you alive.

Juice!

Coffee in the morning, wine in the evening.

Milk or cereal first?

I don't actually like milk, so.

Cereal.

Milk.

You EAT the cereal? I thought it just came with the box... Anyway, I usually gnaw off pulpy bits of cardboard and then chug milk like a maniac.

Bold of you to assume either of these are correct

I'll pass.

Oh... no... Not this again.

Chicken vs. egg, which came first?

Egg, dinosaurs had them before chickens existed.

This is a philosophical thought experiment, so I'll just... *walks away*

OKAY, SO INITIALLY I THOUGHT THIS, BUT NOW I THINK THAT, SO BASICALLY...

Ugh. [insert eye roll here]

Interesting question. How'd ya think of it?

Chicken.

Egg.

If you had to raise your child self (yes, even if you're currently a child), what would you do differently?

I had a pretty great childhood.

God, I feel like I'd mess that up somehow.

I'd raise my(child)self just like I've been raising my kids.

I think I'd actually RAISE the child and take CARE of it, for one thing. There's a low bar.

I'd stick around. That matters more than you think.

I would try my hardest not to wreck them, and that child would probably turn out completely different from me.

Ew. Kids.

Describe your music taste.

I listen to so many different songs. It's hard to actually condense that into a preferred genre.

Pop and/or country.

SHOW TUNES.

HARD ROCK.

Stuff that modern youth hasn't even heard of.

Classical.

I don't really listen to music.

How do you deal with failure?

I try again. Failure is never absolute.

I go hide and cry and then eventually address the problem again.

I don't have any experience with it, sorry.

My life is a failure.

I walk away from the challenge. Sometimes I return, sometimes I don't.

I'LL FIGHT FAILURE WITH A MAYO AND MUSTARD BAGUETTE

Depends.

As a kid, did you enjoy aquariums, zoos, or museums more?

Zoos! I loved them.

Aquariums. Cooler temperature-wise and filled with far more interesting creatures.

Museums. The other two are inhumane.

I never actually visited any of those.

Zoos. My sibling loved them, and it's always better to share joy.

Somehow, they all bored me.

Museums—any type, really.

What would you do to someone you loved if they hurt you?

Walk away. It's probably better for both of us.

Hurt them back.

I wouldn't have gotten hurt. I would have defended myself.

Demand an explaination.

Help them. Obviously, something's wrong.

Endure it.

That's never happened to me, and I can't imagine it ever will.

Select your favorite Sasha Alex Sloan lyrics:

And loving is hard, it don't always work / You just try your best not to get hurt / I used to be mad but now I know / Sometimes it's better to let someone go

Sometimes I've got a hard time seeing the point to existing / Am I here for a reason or 'cause my parents were drinking? / Sometimes I've got a hard time, hard time believing in Jesus / If there's a heaven above us then why can nobody see it?

Don't wanna look back / Thinking I could've done this / Or I could've tried that / Don't wanna look back / 'Cause it's going by fast

I'm too sad to cry, too high to get up / Don't even try 'cause I'm scared to **** up

If I lived in a house with no mirrors / Where the walls didn't talk back at me / Maybe I'd dream a bit bigger / If there was nothin' to see

I won't say it all gets better / But fifteen doesn't last forever / If high school me could see me now / I bet high school me would be so proud

I wanna live in a world where people don't get hurt / And everybody's got enough money / Where nobody ever gets sick or has to skip a meal / I wanna live in a world where Santa's real

Can you fall asleep easily?

I wish.

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

I can fall asleep... normally? It's not hard, but it's not easily.

I'm asleep before I even get to bed.

It's not falling asleep that's hard.

Many google searches have taught me how to.

Yes???

Unlock and Upgrade

Remove all limits from your Quizzes

SISSTD: Personality Quiz

More Quizzes