USFK LMN Certification

A humorous and lighthearted illustration of a military-themed certification quiz, featuring cartoon soldiers interacting in a playful environment, with elements related to nut-licking humor.

USFK LMN Certification Quiz

Welcome to the USFK LMN Certification Quiz! This quiz is designed to test your knowledge and understanding of the unique criteria and actions associated with LMN certification.

Participate to find out how well you understand the humorous and unconventional aspects of this certification process:

  • Answer multiple-choice questions
  • Select appropriate actions from checkboxes
  • Engage with fun scenarios
13 Questions3 MinutesCreated by LaughingDuck847
What determines if an individual is qualified to receive an LMN cert?
They believe Plunk is a poopy bitch
They successfully come here and lick my nuts
They ring up Mellissa at 0200 and say wussup
They go to horny jail for a period of at least five days but not exceeding nine
What are the appropriate actions to take when licking nuts?
Ask for consent before licking their nuts
They go to the position of parade rest, and then proceed to lick the nuts
They gently start at the gooch while maintaining eye contact
They complete the action by gargling the testicles with vigor
They grip the foreskin between their teeth and proceed to shake their head like a dog with a chew toy
They create such a strong vacuum with their mouth that the scrotum loses all of its wrinkles
They refuse to give up the vape while they are busy with their mouth full
They ask if they can be done before the time is up
You have the right to refuse to lick nuts
True
False
No, unless you're Peters
Peters is gay
Select the individual who received a medal of honor for their nut licking abilities
Closely review the following image, memorize it, and then proceed
You should lick gently upon which part of the anatomy?
The vaginal cavity (can't say this is gay now)
The testis
The scrotal sac
The epididymis
What will LTC Parks award soldiers with a great pair of cock and balls?
A coin
An AAM
A four day pass
A poker chip
Chief Keef ain't no hitta
True
False
The amount found out directly correlates to the value of fuck around
True
False
How are you homeless?
Just go buy a house, it's not that hard
The economy is in shambles, man
I spend my last paycheck on crye and lapdances
I lost my BAH in the divorce and there's no room for me in the barracks
The unofficial national anthem is _________
Pack a Dip by Lil Cumtism
Baby by Justin Bieber
This is How we Roll by FGL
Munch by Ice Spice
Select all the options worth promotion points
A current LMN cert
Completed JKO certs
An RCOM
A DUI
An article 15 or GOMAR
College credits
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