What Percent of Your Ass Could John Simm Kick If He Was Wielding David Tennant Like a Truncheon?
Kick Your Ass: The Ultimate Showdown
Welcome to the most outrageous quiz you'll ever take! Are you ready to find out what percent of your ass John Simm could kick if he was wielding David Tennant like a truncheon?
Answer a few fun and quirky questions to determine your hypothetical kickability percentage.
- Discover your karate skills!
- Assess your relationship with iconic British actors!
- Evaluate your willingness to protect or sacrifice!
How good are you at karate?
Fuck you
The public fear me
I peaked at a yellow belt
I killed Rasputin
How would you characterize John Simm?
That twink's gonna die.
A very handsome man
Epically British
He's been shopping at the guns store
What would you use to defend yourself?
Your intimate knowledge of the British
A flaming truck
A Star Trek gun
Ben Whishaw as a truncheon
When did you realize you were gay?
Before you saw Dr. Who
After you saw Dr. Who
Right now; you are a baby gay
You have already come into your full power as a fallen Catholic
Are you willing to endanger David Tennant to defend your ass from John Simm?
Never. There's got to be another way.
Yes, regrettably. Time to eat shit, Ten.
Maybe a little, but I'll make him feel better afterwards.
Willing? I'm specifically aiming for him.
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