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Create a whimsical and humorous illustration of John Simm and David Tennant in a playful showdown, with exaggerated cartoonish features and vibrant colors, set in a dramatic and imaginative background.

Kick Your Ass: The Ultimate Showdown

Welcome to the most outrageous quiz you'll ever take! Are you ready to find out what percent of your ass John Simm could kick if he was wielding David Tennant like a truncheon?

Answer a few fun and quirky questions to determine your hypothetical kickability percentage.

Discover your karate skills!
Assess your relationship with iconic British actors!
Evaluate your willingness to protect or sacrifice!

5 Questions1 MinutesCreated by KickingDuck412

How would you characterize John Simm?

That twink's gonna die.

A very handsome man

Epically British

He's been shopping at the guns store

What would you use to defend yourself?

Your intimate knowledge of the British

A flaming truck

A Star Trek gun

Ben Whishaw as a truncheon

When did you realize you were gay?

Before you saw Dr. Who

After you saw Dr. Who

Right now; you are a baby gay

You have already come into your full power as a fallen Catholic

Are you willing to endanger David Tennant to defend your ass from John Simm?

Never. There's got to be another way.

Yes, regrettably. Time to eat shit, Ten.

Maybe a little, but I'll make him feel better afterwards.

Willing? I'm specifically aiming for him.

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