Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.

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Discover Your Inner Suburban Dad!

How well do you really know your suburban dad persona? Take this fun quiz to find out if you embody the ultimate Suburban Dad™ stereotype! With humor and nostalgia, each question will lead you to humorous insights about yourself and the classic suburban life.

  • 7 engaging multiple-choice questions
  • Uncover your dad traits and preferences
  • Share your results with friends and family
7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by ChillDad2023
You are a Suburban Dad™, you married this Classic Suburban Mom™.
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Sharon: Has at least 500 Starbucks Stars at all times. The list of petnames she has for her four children include: pumpkin, sweetpea, honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin. Doesn't believe in vaccines.
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Helen: Winner of the 2012-2015 Washington Middle School Bake-Off. Most often found at your local SoulCycle and is the designated carpool driver of her son Joshua's friend group.
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Deborah: Graduated from Harvard Business School in 1987 and has been a full time bitch since then. Always ready to spill the hot goss and the 411. Oh, you don't shop exclusively at Lululemon and Maison Margiela? Bye.
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Melissa: Her Honda SUV proudly displays "Honor Role Mom", "Cal Poly SLO Mom", and her stick figure family is her, her two daughters, and their dog, because she forgot to order a sticker for her husband (you).
It's August! You know what that means - the yearly summer block party. What are you drinking?
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Water
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Soda
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Beer
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Apple Juice
What's your go-to dad joke?
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What time did the person go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Banana.
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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have an H2O". The second one says, "I'll have a water, too."
You're making burgers, and the patty is:
80/20, well-done
80/20, medium rare
80/20, rare
70/30 or 90/10, I guess you hate yourself.
At your younger brother's wedding, you were bopping the hardest to:
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Sweet Caroline
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Don't Stop Believin'
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Dancing Queen
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Mr. Brightside
How many times have you gotten divorced?
None! What the heck !!!!
Once - I got divorced, then married my wife again because I love her THAT much.
5? Maybe 6?? I lost count after the third time.
Actually my girl friend and I never got married, we just have kids and a family together.
What is your Dad trait?
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World's biggest movie nerd, loves movies as much as Quentin Tarantino loves feet.
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Ridiculously fit for a dad, somehow more fit than Chris Traeger from Parks.
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Traveled abroad in college and tripped on acid, discovered the secrets of the universe. Now only swears by indica.
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Your kids get the best and latest tech products because you work at a software company.
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