Application to be Salem's new servant.

A whimsical illustration of a cat wearing a wizard hat and a cape, sitting on a throne made of pillows, surrounded by catnip and a night sky filled with stars and spooky Halloween decorations.

Join Salem's Servant Squad!

Are you ready to prove your worth as Salem's new servant? Take this fun and quirky quiz to see if you have what it takes to serve the cat overlord!

Explore your Halloween spirit, fashion sense, and willingness to follow commands with humor and delight!

  • Find out if you align with Salem's quirky values.
  • Understand your compatibility with cat-tastic demands.
  • Join the fun and see what your score reveals!
14 Questions4 MinutesCreated by CharmingCat123
Do you like Halloween?
Yes
No
Do you gave good tastes in fashion?
Yes
No
Are you ok with the idea of a guild being ran by a cat that transcends your own intelligence and demands catnip from you?
Yes
No
How satisfied were you with Nyxx as guild leader?
Very Satisfied
Satisfied
Neither satisfied nor dissatisfied
Dissatisfied
Very Dissatisfied
How likely are you to do what I say at every beck and call?
Very Likely
Likely
Neither likely nor unlikely
Unlikely
Very Unlikely
Do you like to have fun?
Yes
No
How easy would it be for you to help me destroy the planet?
Very easy
Easy
Neither easy nor difficult
Difficult
Very difficult
When should cats be eligible for their catnaps?
Always
Usually
Sometimes
Rarely
Never
As my servant, how much would you enjoy being dominated by my every command?
A great deal
A lot
A moderate amount
A little
None at all
How familiar are you with cat petting standards?
Extremely familiar
Very familiar
Somewhat familiar
Not so familiar
Not at all familiar
On a scale of 1 to 10 how awesome do you think you are?
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Ok, we are getting to the real meat and potatoes now. This questions a-lot harder than the rest. And I will judge you with the wrath of the destroyer of worlds if you answer it incorrectly. Fuck...what was I saying again?
Yea I agree completely Salem, you are the best and I love you and you are awesome and I am ganna go get you catnip right the fuck now.
No, I disagree Salem, I am a dog lover.
I don't know what you are saying Salem but it sounds sexy af
You said something about meat and I got lost in my train of thought about snek jerky
Ok here it is, the final question. If you were to become my servant for the rest of eternity and aid me in the destruction and obliteration of entire worlds, give me an example of how you might help me achieve this goal. We have a guild to run after all
I lied, how many times have you cheated on this quiz to get the best results, hoomun?
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