What's Your Quarantine Love Language?

a whimsical and humorous illustration depicting various quarantine scenarios with cartoon characters engaging in funny activities like dating apps, exercising, and coping with solitude

What's Your Quarantine Love Language?

Find out how you navigate love and relationships during quarantine with our fun quiz! Answer quirky questions to discover your unique quarantine love language and see how you stack up against others in these unusual times.

  • Light-hearted questions
  • Explore your personality
  • Relate to the experience of social distancing
7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by LaughingPineapple42
How many weeks worth of toilet paper did you buy when social distancing was first announced?
I was already stocked up
1-2 packs (so others could buy some too)
As much as I could legally purchase
None -- bidet all the way, babyyy
You're stuck inside on a beautiful night (again). What do you do?
Create an Instagram account for the small fly you trapped in a glass
FaceTime your high school english teacher, just to see how he's been these past 15 years
Get some fresh air on your balcony while letting out a prolonged screech of despair
Open Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, and FarmersOnly.com, in that order
About how many alcoholic beverages are you consuming per week?
None, my body is a temple (wait... Does kombucha count?)
Just a few to celebrate special occasions, like breakfast
I only measure by the case now
My lawyer would encourage me not to answer this
Which one of these people would be your ideal quarantine partner?
Matthew McConaughey but with Gilbert Gottfried’s voice
Silence is my best and only friend
A flock of geese that bake a mean loaf of sourdough
Ina Garten, but she has to stay sober
What's your preferred method of socially-distant exercise?
Sprinting around the neighborhood yelling, “THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE COMING!!!”
Aggressively sobbing while cradling a 2x4
Kneading dough until your forearms look like two Burmese pythons
Going to the most visible public space, taking your shirt off, and thrusting a kettlebell around until someone calls 911
After one month of quarantine, how have your feelings changed towards your partner?
They haven't, I don't have one and at this rate I never will
They blink too loud and it's going to ruin our relationship
I love them more than ever, but it might just be Stockholm Syndrome
Oh my god... I forgot... I have a partner???
Finally, what's your ideal quarantine date?
Adventure! We travel to the furthest reaches of his pantry
Romance! We dance to a shitty Soundcloud DJ's EDM remix of "Tenerife Sea"
Exercise! We do 3 burpees on his carpet, get distracted by the bag of Tostitos on the counter and forget what we were doing
Fun! We have a Zoom happy hour with his family, where his uncle accidentally stands up naked on camera and ruins family Christmas forever
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