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I had to make a quick getaway from security once because I was caught plucking a leaf

Once upon a time, I touched my poop as I was curious about its texture

I once set fire to a piece of filter paper in the lab oven while I wasn't even around.

I once broke a car side mirror while riding on a bike during a school trip and my teacher just told me to ride off LOL

I thought I was walking beside my friend and didn't realise I was ranting to a stranger for a full minute

I was exempt from wearing shoes for a month in school due to an ingrown toenail. It worsened when a small child ran over it and blood and pus splattered on the floor. So then I wore slippers for a long time in school.

This was my second day at my new school so I was quite blur. I went to the washroom and left my bag outside. Then afterwards I take the bag and go to my form room. We had to do an activity so I open my bag and that’s when I realise that wasn’t my bag at all. It was the exact same bag as mine tho. So I announce this mortifying occurrence to my tutor in front of the entire class, run out with the bag and luckily the guy whose bag I’d taken was just about to leave with my bag so I got mine back. I got quite a few amused glances when I got back to class.

When I was young I listen to the radio, waiting for my favorite songs. And when they played I would sing along, it made me smile.

I went over to my date's house and accidentally puked pizza in the sink instead of the toilet bowl. I was caught wading the pizza into the sinkhole by her in a very drunk state. Today we no longer talk :(

WHEN I WAS A KID I ASKED MY MUM IF I COULD PEE LIKE A BOY.

I told my project supervisor "good job" instead of "thank you" because I was super nervous on my first day.