Which Eat-Man Are You?

You stop in at the local milk bar, what cold beverage do you order?

Choccy milk

Creaming soda spider

Ratsack 'n' Redbull

Caramel milkshake with extra cream

You need to choose a top for your high school reunion, but what to wear??

Scruffy band tshirt

DIY mesh, hot pink crop top

The skin of my former gym teacher

My friend made this cute linen arty top…

Favourite 90s TV show?

The Nanny

Rocko's Modern Life

Ren and Stimpy

Star Trek Deep Space 9

You and your crush are going on ur first date, where are you planning to go when they call you up to cancel?

I'll take out my feelings on pinball

I hear Paris Texas is on at the drive-in?

I'll see what Oscar's up to

I'll see what Ham's up to

What is your greatest fear?

Failure

Entropy

The lake

Sweatpants

You’re at the beauty salon, what nail colour do you choose?

Slime Green

Fender Fiesta Red

Pink tiger stripes

Flames

Potato cake or potato scallop?

Potato scallop

Potato cake

Potato scallop

You’re in a battle to defend your crush, choose your weapon!

Longbow

Hairspray

Dildo nunchucks

Double knives

They’re naming a sandwich after you! What is it?

Avocado on vogels toast with kaitaia hotsauce

Toasted peanut butter, fake-on and banana

Longpig and cranberry

Halloumi, spinach, pumpkin and pesto

You just arrive to the gig and walk up to the bar, what do you order?

Pale ale

Goon with a bandaid in it

An apple cider please

La Mascara Raspberry and Lime Cosmo™

Lastly, do you have any dating advice?

Don’t be desperate, keep it cool.

Cute handmade cards

Boys suck

Long-term relationships

Which Eat-Man Are You?

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