Oh you had to bring up that subject, didn’t you! It’s not like I was exorcised and then got shot or anything.
Sometimes they freak out and other times they chase me around with cameras, but I’m a little camera shy you know?
They have nervous breakdowns, but it’s all cool. I like to play these games. I’m not lonely.
Hpw do you look?
I have wicked bat wings, hooves, claws, a forked tail, horns, and a head shaped like a dog or a horse depending on the day. How spooky is that!
Why am I always asked this? Well, I guess I’m really tall and hairy. People seem to be really into my feet. They are big I guess...
Oh, well...I’m about five foot with large moth wings, big red eyes, and like no neck. Don’t dis man.
When were you first seen by humans?
1735. Then some stupid Priest exorcised me, but I came back 100 years later so HA!
Why am I supposed to know this? Does anyone know this? People got fanatic in 1967 though.
November 12, 1966.
What’s your family like?
Seriously? I killed my mother, I have twelve older siblings, and my father might be the Devil. It’s complicated!
It’s not your business if I have kids or not, ok? I think the Yeti might be a cousin or something?
I’m kind of on my own dude.
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