Which member of the thiccest crew on campus are you

It's a Friday night. You pull up to the Tiki Room and there are three of the gang just chilling, low-stakes, already there. What do you do?
Chill with them
Propose a group dinner at like Cane's or something
Try to organize a fun event (group hide+seek, talent show, drinking game)
It's a Saturday night. You head down to the Tiki Room and there are four of your friends loudly discussing their spirit animals. What do you do?
Introduce booze to the conversation
Give your input on spirit animals
Watch the discussion play out and keep people from hurting each other
It's your birthday, and someone texted in the group chat that there should be a celebration. What would you prefer?
Night-long rager, everyone brings themselves and 3 guests
Solid party, include some close friends outside the crew
Lowkey kickback, just the gang
You no longer have a middle name. There is an empty space on every legal document of yours between your first and last name. Your new middle name is...
D'raqthnor
Bortolone
Morgan
You've been invited to a costume party, what do you wear?
Regular clothes, think of what you'll call it on the way there
A cheap but fun Walmart costume
A homemade masterpiece you made out of stuff lying around your room
Which superpower and weakness combination do you choose?
Interdimensional travel // deathly allergic to hugs
Teleportation // literal kryptonite
Healing powers // nobody ever believes you're a superhero
You come across a bridge guarded by a troll, who will only let you pass if you answer his riddle. You...
Bribe the troll with a tasty treat
Answer the riddle correctly
Introduce organized religion to the troll
Fuck the troll
At dinner, two of your friends are speaking in bad New Jersey accents. You...
Join them, and become the last one to stop speaking like that
Laugh, make a Jersey Shore joke
Do that loud exhale/mini laugh you do when you see a funny meme
Smile and let them know how dumb they look.
A Chapman band has one of their songs blow up on TikTok, and become a meme song a la Darude Sandstorm. You...
Join TikTok for the sole purpose of making and consistently releasing TikToks with that song in them
Frequently make comedic references to the song semi-frequently
Laugh at the related TikToks your friends make
Scoff at the trend and say something like "This makes me physically ill"
What best describes Hyunjic?
God
Sweetheart
A really really good guy
Chapman's coolest cat
A friend asks to try your meal. You...
Do the "here comes the airplane" bit
Give them a bite, then say "that'll be $4.20"
Try to transfer the taste of your food telepathically
Let them try it
Which movie would you most like to watch right now?
The Room (Tommy Wiseau)
Guardians of the Galaxy (James Gunn)
The Kung Fu Panda Trilogy (Mark Osborne, John Stevenson)
Star Wars: A New Hope (George Lucas)
You are invited to Dean Jerry Price's house for a nice dinner. You...
Try to seduce him in exchange for free tuition
Speak in an Irish accent the whole time
Crack a couple of edgy jokes with Dean Price over a brewski
Thank him for inviting you and compliment his home
Which of these bands would you most like to see live, for free?
Dave Matthews Band
Thundercat
Selena Gomez
Smash Mouth
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