What color on the Soulstone Spectrum is your Soulstone?

What Escalon elemental force would you feel most at home with?

Someone insults you with a degree of subtlety. What is your reaction?

Come up with a witty response of your own.

Try to come up with a witty retort and fail.

Side-eye them and think it over.

Have it completely fly over your head.

Yell at them.

Tell them what an asshole they are.

Don't respond. You can't care enough to do so.

Ignore it.

Satan asks you to come hang out for the afternoon. What is your response?

Say "I'll burn in hell before that happens"....and then you do. You set yourself up for that one.

Be super chill about it and hang around hell for a while.

Ask him if there's anything you'd be allowed to kill down there.

Squint your eyes at him as tight as you can.

Make a disappointed face.

Flip him the bird.

Ignore him.

How do you feel about aliens and space?

I don't want to encounter either.

Being in space would be cool, but no aliens please.

I just want aliens to visit me.

Gimme all of both right now.

At the end of your life, what do you want the most?

To be remembered fondly.

To be rid of life's troubles.

To be remembered for your accomplishments.

To have done things your way, no matter the obstacle.

To be revered long after death.

To be forgotten.

To have a balance of at least $100 in your bank account so that you know you weren't TOTALLY financially irresponsible.

To have a party in the Underworld.

To have a special place to go after dying.

What do you care about most in your life?

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