Gay instrumentalist
What is my sexuality?
Homosexual
Pansexual
I want to sex-u-al
Asexual
How many ukuleles do I own?
1
2
3
Who the fuck cares
How tall am I?
5'8"
Well, the ego adds a few inches.
5'7"
5'9"
True or false?
True
False
Are you fucking joking
True
Is slaughtering an animal, by denotation, considered murder?
No
Yes
Why am I still here?
Is slaughtering an animal, by denotation, considered killing?
Yes
No
There's a difference?
Who was the last king of Shu?
Liu Bei
Guan Yu
Zhang Fei
Lu Bu
Who was the first emperor of Shu?
Liu Bei
Liu Shan
Guan Yu
Zhuge Liang
How am I structuring this quiz?
Whatever I think of
How large is my dick?
Quite?
Not very.
6"
6.5"
How many people did I send this quiz to?
Just you
Two others and you
None, you fucking hacker
All the Jews
How many partners have I had?
Two girlfriends, one boyfriend
One girlfriend, one boyfriend
No girlfriends, one boyfriend
No girlfriends, two boyfriends
Who is my favourite ancient Japanese warlord?
Oda Nobunaga
Date Masamune
Azai Nagamasa
Akechi Mitsuhide
Who is my second favourite Ancient Japanese warlord?
Oda Nobunaga
Azai Nagamasa
Akechi Mitsuhide
Maeda Toshiie
Who is my least favourite ancient Japanese warlord?
Oda Nobunaga
Kinoshita Taketoro
Akechi Mitsuhide
Hashiba Hideyoshi
To impress a girl, I once learned every word to over a dozen "Falling in Reverse" songs.
False, it was "Red Hot Chili Peppers"
False, it was only one song
False, it straight up didn't happen
True
What time is it?
11:11
9:11
7:11
11:06
What will I do when Ptolemy is genetically male?
Cry
Simply enjoy life since he would be happier, so I would be happier
Suck his dick literally ASAP
Give him time to adjust to living in a body he is more comfortable with, then start to be sexual again
Do I currently have an erection?
Yes
No
Which is the name of one of my brothers?
Zack
Lime
Taylor
Marcus
When did Ptolemy and I begin dating?
Christmas, 3:23 am
Winter Solstice, 3:23 am
Christmas, 2:32 am
Winter Solstice, 2:32 am
Have I ever had my sperm's fertility checked?
No
Yes
Would I ever get a vasectomy?
Yes
No
Do I want kids?
Yes
Depends on partner
No
What do I plan to do when I'm older?
Forensic Science Technician
Army
Baker
Lol who knows
Despite what the police said, I believe my sister...
Was murdered
Killed herself
Am I nihilistic?
No
It doesn't matter
Yes
The person I am most scared of is
Myself
Sara
Rebecca
My father
How many times have I actually attempted suicide?
None, thanks friends
Once
Four times
I lost track
If given the choice, would I be
Male
Female
I have several blackouts everyday
True
False
I have a fetish for being licked
Yes
No
Oml fuck yes
Wtf Hell no
Who is my best Mortal Kombat character?
Liu Kang
Scorpion
Sonya Blade
Jax
How many times have I given somebody my word?
Less than ten, it is sacred to me.
Semi frequently, just like a promise
All the time, it means nothing to me
When was the first time I was kissed?
Kindergarten
New years eve
New years day
Sixth grade
(A boy kissed my cheek) But my actual first kiss was
New years eve
New years day
Sixth grade
What song is playing in my head right now?
Treasure - Bruno Mars
Statues - EDEN
Cake by the Ocean - DNCE
One Dance - Drake
If I could be doing anything right now, what would it be?
Thinking of more questions
Sleeping
Ptolemy
Flying
I want to pierce my
Left eyebrow
Right eyebrow
Dick
Lower lip
Would I trade Ptolemy for my sister?
Absolutely
Not a chance
Why don't I exercise more?
I'm terrified of failure
I'm fucking lazy
I'm comfortable with my body
I already exercise a lot
Who was the first person I ever asked out?
Ptolemy Stiles
Madisyn (?)
Noelle Medica
Bree Purdy
Who was the first person to ask me out?
Ptolemy Stiles
Madisyn (?)
Noelle Medica
Bree Purdy
Who was my first crush?
Alexis from first grade
Tommy from first grade
Avril Lavigne
My preacher
Now what do I want more than anything?
To be with Ptolemy
To wear a dress
To cry
To backflip into a handstand
That was close af, but I thought of something better
To wear a dress with Ptolemy
What bothers me the most about Sara?
Homophobia
Denying Ptolemy support
Transphobia
Constant MS excuse
What have I actually been living with for years but never told anybody, so congrats Abbie.
I sleep with two pairs of underwear
I sleep with no underwear
I want to be a hairdresser dude
I once jerked off my little brother
It's getting hot in here
So take off all your clothes
So turn on the fucking AC
What's my favourite kind of porn
Anime futanari
Yaoi manga
Oreos
Midget
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