Which of the Goons are you?
Which Goon Are You?
Take this fun and outrageous quiz to discover your inner Goon! With quirky questions ranging from moral dilemmas to fantasy weapons, test your personality against a series of entertaining scenarios.
What to expect:
- 25 unique questions
- A humorous exploration of your values and choices
- Light-hearted fun and entertainment
You see a woman on the street being robbed, what do you do?
Help Her
Walk Away
Help the Robber
Kill the Robber and demand payment
Kill the woman
Kidnap them both
You are playing a Hit Video game, and someone makes a comment about your skill, what do you say?
Flame them
Tell them to stay calm
Mute them
Ignore it
Get their IP and find them
Intentionally Feed
Uh Oh! You need to use the bathroom on an airplane, it seems crowded, so you lean over the ask the Flight Attendant when you realize she is Busy. How do you get her attention?
Wait Patiently for her to be finished with the task at hand.
"Excuse me Miss!"
Sigh Loudly
"Hey bitch I gotta shit over here!"
Wait until after the flight and follow her home
"Everyone get down! I'm taking control of this Plane!"
Are Traps Gay?
Yes
No
I'm a Trap
I'm Gay
Bullshit 4chan Explanation
Who cares? If it looks good.
Choose a Weapon
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Are you a Human from the planet Earth?
Yes
No
As Far as I know
Bleep Bloop
Alien and Proud
Zip Zorp
Pick a Hero
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Pick a Villian
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Pissy Pissy?
Yes
No
Wtf?
Cummy Cummy!
Shitty Shitty!
Pancakes
Your Manager at a local fast food restaurant won't stop talking about anime. What do you do?
Ignore it
Prod her on
Ask her politely to stop
Ignore her completely
Speak Japanese to her
Throw deep fryer oil on her face
What would you want to be in a New Founded Kingdom?
The King
The High Priest
The General
The Royal Bodygaurd
The Archmage
The Historian
Which of these defines the majority of your moral standings?
"The Ends Justify the Means."
The Ten Commandments
The Business of a Business is to make more money.
"The only measure of a soul is the Strength of it's Will."
"Goodness is about character - integrity, honesty, kindness, generosity, moral courage, and the like. "
"Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values."
What would you do if you had God-Like Powers?
Rule with an Iron Fist
Help the world
Rule, but lead the world to greatness
Hide myself from the world
Train
Explore the Cosmos
Mom found the Cum Bucket.
Oh God
Yes
Kill self
Kill Mom
Run Away
Drink It
Please! Take all the money you want!
Take the money
"Oh we're not here for the Money!"
Take money and the women
Shoot on Sight
Run Out without any
Hold the people hostage for a larger Ransom
Finish the Statement: "Cheeseburger in Paradise!-
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Which Element would you master?
Fire
Water
Earth
Wind
Light
Dark
Who is the hottest?
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Say you had the Infinity Gauntlet, which stone would you go after first?
Power
Soul
Mind
Space
Time
Reality
Pick a game
The Witcher III
Skyrim
League of Legends
World of Warcraft
Battlefield/Call of Duty
Magic Arena Online
Knight, Samuri, or Viking?
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Your peasants revolt. You defeat them, and the leader begs for mercy. What do you do?
Give it
Spare his life, but take his lands
Kill him only
Laugh as you slaughter all those around him, leaving him to rot
Kill yourself
Lead the peasants and your Knights to the capitol
Oh no! You've been captured by ISIS. How do you escape?
You don't.
Shit your pants until they let you go
Tell them you know Jihadi John, the Beast of Bristol
Escape and Kill them
Pray
Wait for the Predator Drone to kill you all
How much money would you need to have sex with a pig?
$100
$1000
$10000
$100000
$10000000
$1000000000000
There's actually not enough money
Last Question: Should Ireland be Free?
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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
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