Dril or not dril?

"if I download just ONe more app I will need an APP to keep track of my APPS!!!"

"i hope everyone who falsely says I shit on the floor ate helping my libel case"

"My son iss an international gold medalist black belt in Kung Fu. Hes built like a Marine. He can take down an untrained guy 2x his size. 2/4"

"sometimes I wonder if we'd have flying cars by now had civilization spent a little less brain energy contemplating Football."

"2all TROLLS Deuxième acte: I luv u all.Instead of trollin me I invite u 2bathe w/me. I take up a lot of room but please feel free 2squeeze n"

"justin bieber's puckered asshole nurses a fat turd as he squats defiantly at the edge of a sulfurous crater labeled "the recording industry""

"yeah whatever pal; im such an asshole for feeding my nail clippings to the birds at the park instead of sending em off to the dunp. Fuck off"

"if God Was In Hell We Would All Be Dead."

"will e3 have designated crying booths. Im sick of crying in the bathroom where people shit."

"i wonder if we’ve reached a point where it’s impossible to be an ‘intellectual’ or a ‘philosopher' in any real sense, if you cannot code."

"when someone attacks me, I always attack back...except 100x more. This has nothing to do with a tirade but rather, a way of life!"

"apparently pharmacies think theyre grocery shops now. Selling food product instead of focusing on exceptional pill service. Get real, punk !"