The Schnierdermann and Lutwzwitsger's Multivalid Post Heisenberg-Paradigm Test of Statistical Intrapersonal Dimension Capabilities Analysis Bruschetta

As a person I sometimes identify as a...
Non-person
Person
If given the choice, I would prefer a sure gain of $50 over a sure loss of $50
Yes
No
It depends on my mood that day
I will have to think about it
If the moon is made of cheese, Mars is made of...
Bread
Ketchup
a thick layer of red oxidized iron dust and rocks
I sometimes have thoughts about other people
Yes
No
It depends and what you define as "people"
I would rather not say
On a scale from 1-10 (1 being very low and 10 being very high) how would you rate your ability to take tests?
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10
On a scale from 1-10 (1 being very non-human and 10 being very human), how human would your rate your friends?
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How often do you find yourself thinking: "This is what a chimpanzee must feel, when confronted by rival chimpanzee"
Several times a day
Once or twice a day
Once or twice a week
How often do you find jumping uncontrollably for several minutes during working hours?
Quite often
Rather often
Very often
Most often
More often than not
More often than others
When taking a walk, I tend to go places
Not really
It depends on your definition of "places"
Very likely
On a scale from 1-10 (1 being very low and 10 being very high), how much is this a question?
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During long meetings, I often imagine how it would be to be a kangaroo mother holding my little kangaroo baby in my furry pouch
Very often
Rather often
Quite often
Extensively
I sometimes eat food several times a day only to avoid being hungry
Never
Rarely
Yes, I sometimes do that
I would NEVER do something that OUTRAGEOUS!
I prefer food over cars
I would rather not answer that!
How would I know what YOU prefer!?
How likely are you to recommend this test to a friend or lover?
I would be a complete idiot not to!
If I did not recommend this test, I would be a the worse thing happening to humanity since Hitler
I would rather eat a living rat than NOT recommend this test
Very likely
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