The Very Accurate, Formal and Legitimate Quiz To Determine Which Cousin Is The Most British Cousin (based on many very politically correct stereotypes)
Which Cousin is the Most British?
Have you ever wondered how British your cousin really is? Take our fun and cheeky quiz to find out! Based on lighthearted British stereotypes, this quiz will measure your cousin's 'Britishness' across various amusing categories.
- Rate your accent and slang usage
- Discover your tea-drinking habits
- Evaluate your love for the Royal Family
On a scale of 1-5 how thick would you say your accent is?
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Select a figure for the amount of times a day you use slang unique to the U.K.
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Roughly, how many cups of English Breakfast tea do you drink a day?
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Where are you on the Chav spectrum? 5 Stars= HELLA CHAV M8. 1 Stars= Queen Lizzie.
On average, how many times a week do you visit your local pub? (For work, drinks, grub or otherwise)
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On a scale of 5 stars= vampire and 1 stars= middle aged Australian tradie who spend his 20's on construction sites with no sun protection because it was the 80's, where would you rank yourself on the paleness scale?
On that note, on a scale of 5 stars= knob end tourist and 1 stars= sexy local surfer, where would you rank yourself on the susceptibility to sunburn scale?
Select which answer most correctly represents your love for the royal family.
I literally campaign for a republic.
I am indifferent.
I have no idea.
I have a stuffed corgi toy from Buckingham palace that I named Harry and lives in my bed.
In your (entirely valid and respected) opinion, how close to godliness would you rank the quality of British soap operas and reality T.V? 5 stars= THE MESSIAH, 0 stars= Literally Lucifer.
All things considered, where would you rank yourself on this poshness scale? 5 stars= Glorious Tesco's finest Nanny Barbara Poshness. 0 stars= air-rifle canoe-building I would never want be be posh Uncle James not-poshness.
On average, how many times a day do you apologise for something that you have absolutely no need to be even remotley sorry for?
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How many times a week do you order dinner from the chippy?
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